Let’s face it—most “teen” horoscopes are written by folks whose ages haven’t ended with “-teen” since 2002 and are subsequently pretty cringe. We can’t guarantee that our daily horo will never be cringe, but we can guarantee that it’ll at least be useful.
Aries
You're not feeling at your peak today, but don't let that get in the way of having quiet good times with your people. You don't always have to be running around like a maniac, you know.
Taurus
You may be on the road (as it were) to learning more about something unique. Not running into anything? It could be time to bum a ride somewhere. If you do, make sure your co-pilot is totally fascinating.
Gemini
You surprise yourself and others with your utter shock at some new change you can't quite wrap your mind around. You'll get there eventually -- you always do -- but it does slow you down some.
Cancer
Open up your heart and listen to what it's trying to tell you -- the message is pretty clear, really. You might need to show a friend what's really going on, but your wisdom runs deep right now.
Leo
Nothing gets you down on a day like today. You might not be on top, but you're not on the bottom, either. You feel good enough to keep pushing for whatever you think is right.
Virgo
Fall back on your friends for help today -- they've got more energy than they know what to do with, and everyone you know is a bit more connected on days like today. You can even rely on flakes.
Libra
You and your big brain are having a weird, but not entirely bad, time today. You need to make a big show of how flexible you're being, or else someone might demand you stretch even farther.
Scorpio
Pay close attention to your dreams tonight. They should be epic. If they seem unmemorable for some reason, that just means you're either perfectly well adjusted or the message went through deeper channels.
Sagittarius
You can't stop asking big questions today, and your people are kind of freaked out about it. Some of them don't want to think hard about life, while the others are just set in their ways.
Capricorn
If your best friend or one of your parents freaks way out on you today, it's just part of the way the energy is flowing -- don't take it too seriously. Of course, you still have to manage their moods a bit.
Aquarius
You have a tendency to over-analyze your life, and today that is amped up all the way to the max. You need to try to dial it back down at least a little, so distract yourself with something fun or weird.
Pisces
Try to dig up a new band or singer -- there are lots of ways to find great stuff online. You don't have to be the first to get into them, but you might start moving in a different direction musically.
