Let’s face it—most “teen” horoscopes are written by folks whose ages haven’t ended with “-teen” since 2002 and are subsequently pretty cringe. We can’t guarantee that our daily horo will never be cringe, but we can guarantee that it’ll at least be useful.
Aries
You're torn between something that looks fun and a promise you made to your parents or siblings. You know you'll end up doing right by them, but that doesn't mean you can't work in a little resentment first.
Taurus
What's on your mind? Get it out there in the world, either through your connections with friends and family, or your blog -- or maybe something more esoteric like writing an epic poem.
Gemini
Try not to worry too much about whether or not you're thinking clearly about your new crush or problem -- you're not. Sometimes it's best to go through a period of deep confusion before moving on.
Cancer
Does it feel as if someone's following you -- only not so creepy? That's because your not-so-evil twin is much more real today. Tune in -- it might give you a little lift whenever you need it.
Leo
Try not to make a huge scene. But, if there's already a drama in progress, feel free to play your part. You're a big peacemaker right now, or at least you want to be. Try your best and see what happens.
Virgo
You and your friends are pitching in to help someone who needs something big. It might not be a formal arrangement -- some folks might not even realize they're earning good karma.
Libra
Forget about life's troubles for now -- you should focus on the small stuff that means so much to you. If you do, you can make what would ordinarily be a pretty blah day into something sweet.
Scorpio
You're longing to see more of the world, so you should find that your family is slightly more amenable to your ideas about travel. It might not be exactly when or where you want, but it'll happen.
Sagittarius
You and a friend or sweetie are on the outs right now -- but it's temporary (or as temporary as you want it to be). Try not to say anything you'll regret later, and just endure their weirdness.
Capricorn
People say all kinds of things they don't mean today -- try not to take them personally. If you can let all the odd comments just roll off your back, people should eventually realize that you're right.
Aquarius
It's a day of action. Make sure you're jumping from task to task and activity to activity like a monkey in the zoo, not thinking or worrying too much about any one thing.
Pisces
Express yourself from the heart today. You have plenty to say, so you should be able to say it in a way that almost everyone but your most rigid friends and family members can understand.
