Let’s face it—most “teen” horoscopes are written by folks whose ages haven’t ended with “-teen” since 2002 and are subsequently pretty cringe. We can’t guarantee that our daily horo will never be cringe, but we can guarantee that it’ll at least be useful.
Aries
Whatever you're working on seems totally urgent to you, but not so much to the others around you. You might need to convince someone to let you get away with moving more quickly.
Taurus
You need to avoid the temptation to tell people how it should be today -- they're not listening. It's okay to pipe up every now and then with suggestions, but pronouncements are universally ignored.
Gemini
You have more going on than most today, but that just means you have more folks who might want to argue with you. Take them all on at once -- you are more than up for the challenge.
Cancer
If you're showing off a little today, that just means you're doing something right. Others are watching, and while your energy isn't perfect, you can still pull off something pretty amazing.
Leo
You pull off something really big, and even your sharpest critics (if you have any) are unable to complain. It's a near-perfect day, and you can easily bask in the glow of the good energy.
Virgo
Your altruistic ways are dominant today, and while one person may try to take advantage of that, the joke ends up being on them. Everyone loves you just a little bit more after today.
Libra
You're blessed with precisely the right kind and number of friends, no matter what you may think about them sometimes. Right now, at least one of them is giving you exactly what you need.
Scorpio
You're facing a bigger challenge than you're used to -- but that just means you have to draw on reserves of strength nobody knows you have. Push harder and wait for your time to really shine.
Sagittarius
Is life always this much fun? Sadly, no. You're on fire with great energy, and able to see the upside of almost anything -- so get out there and mix it up with people you don't see much of.
Capricorn
You have to take greater care with the people in your life today -- they are all looking out for themselves, and there's no reason why you shouldn't do the same thing. Get back to reality soon, though.
Aquarius
You can tell that it's a big day, though you can't see exactly how or why. Don't worry about that too much -- it's really all you need to know. One of these days, you're going to look back on today with awe.
Pisces
Someone is unhappy with something you did or didn't do recently -- it could be almost anything, and it might not even be all that bad, really. Still, you have to deal with their weird mood for a bit longer.
