Let’s face it—most “teen” horoscopes are written by folks whose ages haven’t ended with “-teen” since 2002 and are subsequently pretty cringe. We can’t guarantee that our daily horo will never be cringe, but we can guarantee that it’ll at least be useful.
Aries
You and your friends are dealing with someone who's not really handling the stresses of the day all that well -- and you need to see it as a personal challenge to help them out. Good luck.
Taurus
Your great energy is perfect for heading out to an all-ages show or taking in a movie -- anything that you can talk about with friends afterward. It's a good day for exploring new cultural options.
Gemini
Email and texting are taking over your brain today -- though it could be almost any form of communication. Words are flowing through your brain and out into the world.
Cancer
You need to speak out today -- in person, on your blog or through some other means. Whatever you have to say can't wait, even if it seems as if the airwaves are clogged with gunk.
Leo
You may be able to convince the parents to help you out financially with something you really want to do soon. It may take a loan or some serious cajoling, but almost anything is possible.
Virgo
You're trying to get organized. And oddly enough, it seems easier than ever. It's one of those days when you're sure to find that everything is right where you need it when you want it, so go nuts.
Libra
You're feeling rather overwhelmed with all the crazy business swirling about -- but you can adjust almost very time. It's a good day to enlist support from someone very close.
Scorpio
Your social life gets a little boost today -- but not in a way that tires you out or makes you wish for solitude. It's just a great time to really connect with the friends you've already got.
Sagittarius
All you want to do is get past the current craziness -- but good luck with that. Today keeps you on the move, but you have to keep going at the same pace all day long.
Capricorn
Track down some more information -- you need to get all the facts before you can really move forward. The good news is that your powers of research and Googling are peaking.
Aquarius
You are feeling much better about some new aspect of your life, and you might actually shed some old, weird feelings about someone. It's a really good day to get back in touch with an estranged friend.
Pisces
Look more deeply at a particular social situation -- things are pretty weird. Make sure everyone is being straight with you. That could take quite a while. Not a problem. You can wait. Patience is your virtue.
