Let’s face it—most “teen” horoscopes are written by folks whose ages haven’t ended with “-teen” since 2002 and are subsequently pretty cringe. We can’t guarantee that our daily horo will never be cringe, but we can guarantee that it’ll at least be useful.
Aries
The air is filled with noise. One clique buzzes like a swarm of wasps; another hums like a cloud of gnats. The one thing they have in common is talk, talk, talk. Rebel by being quiet: Only speak when absolutely necessary.
Taurus
You're passionate about your convictions, but you need to learn to compromise when the stakes aren't so high. Like now! When the other person is ready to give, follow suit, rather than pouncing on the opportunity to take.
Gemini
It's a fantastic day to write a letter to a pen pal in a distant part of the world. If you have no one to write, try penning a letter to yourself. Open it only after several years have passed.
Cancer
If someone says something greedy today, let it go. It's likely that the person never meant the statement that way. In any case, no one will be served by petty infighting. A light punch on the shoulder and it's over.
Leo
Whatever your active passion is, run toward it with others. A group marathon! Dance party in the hallway! Weight-lifting team! Walk in the park! Just make sure you do a group activity of the physical kind today.
Virgo
School may seem to conflict with your career dreams. Authority figures will seem like censors rather than helpers, but ask the opinion of someone you trust. You may not be seeing clearly through your mist of ambition.
Libra
A faint resemblance to a sexy celebrity will win you compliments today. Look for opportunities to display your love of magnificent excess and return the compliment to others. The kind acts will complement your good looks.
Scorpio
Take today as an opportunity to embrace chaos. A full range of events, reactions and people will swim into your day. Go yogic and be more flexible than you thought possible, and you'll claim the underdog role for yourself.
Sagittarius
You'll smile as you sing mournful tunes about the difficult life of the boll weevil today. What can explain your jubilant mood? You're simply high on life -- thankful for hot water in the shower and warm socks on your feet.
Capricorn
You'll be attracted to the brightest colors and the most flowery language today. Chase down butterflies and write odes to their velvety wings. Grand gestures will make you happy -- anything less will disappoint.
Aquarius
It's a good day to settle differences with your peers. You'll be able to get past feeling aggrieved, and you'll search for solutions with an earnestness that even your friends wouldn't have predicted from you.
Pisces
Join an organized competition. If you don't direct your energy -- whether it's toward a hula-hoop contest, a chess challenge or a passionate game of kickball -- your competitive edge will start annoying your friends.
