aries

Smoke from the burning plume will reach ever upward, seeking the path of least resistance, until it...

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taurus

Your slow, plodding pace frustrates your co-workers. The one advantage it affords you is the...

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gemini

Reading other people is difficult for someone like you who has no emotional compass. It's sad,...

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cancer

Life is always hard for losers like you but don't give up hope! You might be able to turn recent...

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leo

When new people see your overblown presence, they know right away how insecure you truly are....

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virgo

Due to your helpless and pristine appearance, many a white knight will come along to rescue you......

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libra

All families have issues and more often than not, they tend to be old and deep-seated. Your family...

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scorpio

Now's the time to take care of business. Sign, sell, buy... act now while conditions are ideal. If...

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sagittarius

In line with your completely irresponsible lifestyle, you've saved no money. Nothing substantial,...

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capricorn

Too much of one thing is bad and too much of you is even worse. When you double up your strengths...

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aquarius

There's much to be done, so keep your head down and focus! Discipline yourself or you're going to...

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pisces

What would you do without your friends? Probably flop around, gasping for oxygen. Your friends know...

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