Daily Horoscope

aries

It will be brought to your attention today that your attitude is pissing off everyone who has to...

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taurus

Memories will pollute your day. The best way to deal with them is not to deal with them at all,...

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gemini

Misery is your new best friend. Sadly, you'll welcome this new acquaintance with open arms, because...

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cancer

Your hunger strike is not going to get anyone's attention -- and your resolve will crumble after...

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leo

Today the clock ticks slowly as you wait for the phone to ring, providing proof that somebody...

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virgo

You have something to prove today -- but whatever it is, you'll end up proving the opposite. If...

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libra

Once again, you have gotten in way over your head. That's typical, but it's not a complete loss....

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scorpio

When a friend asks for advice, you'll take the opportunity to show her how much you care -- by...

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sagittarius

You'd feel a lot better if you simply extracted yourself from a draining relationship with a toxic...

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capricorn

Today you'll manage to alienate the few people who are still left in your life. You may as well...

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aquarius

One of these days, you really should get your jealousy issues under control. Asking where your...

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pisces

You've been pretending for a while now that things are a lot better than they really are. While...

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