Daily Horoscope

aries

Though you thought you were foolproof, you'll be disappointed to realize that another one slipped...

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taurus

A seemingly innocent trip to the record store turns into a financially crushing experience when you...

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gemini

The chaos of your life has reached the dizzying auditory pitch that matches the raunchiest heavy...

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cancer

Money doesn't create happiness, but it sure makes misery lots more fun. If the pennies are tight...

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leo

You're running dangerously low on inspiration today -- you might even be forced, as a last resort,...

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virgo

Breaking into a rendition of 'Take this job and shove it' at in inappropriate moment -- once again...

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libra

You'll hate yourself today after you lie to your boss about getting out of work, especially when...

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scorpio

Surrounding yourself with friends who are less attractive, less ambitious and not quite as smart as...

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sagittarius

Your search for love will remain fruitless when a date blows you off at a pizza joint. You will,...

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capricorn

A simple verbal tongue twister will lead to a big boatload of trouble today when you accidentally...

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aquarius

Shopping for clothing online is the perfect opportunity to waste time, lots of time -- and money --...

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pisces

Today your mood ring turns black the second you slip it on your finger. The trend will continue...

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