Daily Horoscope

aries

Spinning in circles isn't going to make you get anything done fast, it'll just make you even more...

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taurus

Try to see things from someone else's perspective today. It's probably a helluva lot clearer than...

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gemini

Don't jump into any business arrangements today. You've done a lot to piss off people lately, so...

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cancer

You'll feel misinterpreted all day long. Perhaps you should invest in a translator? Even better,...

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leo

It's important to listen and think before taking action today. I realize that this is asking a lot,...

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virgo

You'll wake up wanting to be healthy today, until you start fantasizing about that warm, soft bagel...

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libra

Your home life is all out of whack. And while you can try to Feng Shui your space in order to make...

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scorpio

If you're going initiate a plan, today's the day to do it. Just don't get all anal about the...

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sagittarius

You'll find yourself redefining your values today. This is kind of ironic, because I didn't realize...

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capricorn

Everything will going according to plan today. Ha! In your dreams, buddy. Just let the chips fall...

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aquarius

Put some restrictions on your diet. For example, perhaps you should stop devouring fast food and...

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pisces

Just when you think that you're tucked away safely in your castle, a dragon will appear outside...

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