Daily Horoscope

aries

You'd rather just ignore it all, but you can't -- at least not when it's in your face like this....

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taurus

You've never been comfortable with the present: you're either living in the past or the future....

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gemini

It's a great day to accomplish something, anything. It doesn't matter if you clean your toilet or...

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cancer

Whatever questionable fate befalls you today, know you deserve it, so brace yourself. Bottom line:...

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leo

You want the whole world to feel really, really sorry for you, but it doesn't. People have other...

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virgo

Drinking, drugs, sex, food -- when it comes to numbing yourself from your miserable life, you're a...

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libra

If you experience even a shred of stability today, hang on to it for dear life. Once you trade that...

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scorpio

You've never been a master with words and the events of the day will only underscore that truth....

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sagittarius

Pretend that the world is nothing more than an elaborate act designed to inspire you. Are you going...

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capricorn

Not only do you appreciate beauty, but your peculiar lack of conscience makes you willing to...

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aquarius

Nothing is simple for you -- ever -- you make sure of it! You can't decide if you're grumpy because...

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pisces

Get off your ass and get with the program already. The time has come to buy a day planner and...

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