Daily Horoscope

aries

Everyone is impressed -- now knock it off. Your friends are wishing you'd shut up about your...

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taurus

Communication flows easily today -- so perhaps it's time to confess to your guilty secret. Is the...

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gemini

Today is not a good day to go shopping. It isn't your pocketbook that you need to worry about, it's...

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cancer

Spend the day making fun of authority figures. Pull up alongside a police car and make oinking...

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leo

Keep your head down and focus on the task at hand, at least until you're distracted. Go with the...

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virgo

Rave about how much fun your new job is -- sure your friends know it's all BS, but at least you can...

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libra

You're on a campaign to turn your world into a dictatorship -- how's that working for you? The only...

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scorpio

You're feeling a little preachy today. The question is, are your friends and family feeling...

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sagittarius

Life would be so much easier if you didn't have to deal with all those nasty people -- but you do....

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capricorn

Are you using people? Is it really using? Who's to say you aren't actually helping them? Explore...

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aquarius

Just because your new diet of carrot and beet juice has given you the energy of a 15-year-old...

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pisces

Look past your partner's flaws, and remember you're no picnic to live with either. Why did you fall...

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