aries

Your patience finally pays off, although you have no idea why. You finally get your human in the...

taurus

You are feeling good! It's amazing how much energy you have when your human is around for a change....

gemini

Some humans can spend all day talking. You shouldn't let your human be one of them. Getting out and...

cancer

If your owner agrees to one thing, you'll be tempted to ask for another. And if they agree to that,...

leo

Greedy, stubborn, egotistical -- you've been them all. But today you and your owner are both...

virgo

It's important to be around only those you get along with. No one is more compatible than your...

libra

Cooperation is a beautiful thing, but common courtesy is out the window today. Luckily, so are you....

scorpio

What are you so scared of? An opponent stronger than you is a rare thing. And yet you're shivering...

sagittarius

How should you spend your day? All the mundane things you do to get yourself through the week are...

capricorn

The basics just won't do. A long hike or a steak on the grill, on the other hand, would really hit...

aquarius

You've been bored all week long. One more day will put you under. Demand something exciting of your...

pisces

Ah, love. A good dinner would be nice but not necessary. Poetry is out of the question. What's...