Daily Horoscope

aries

You need to slow down and remember your priorities. You can't let yourself rush across the street...

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taurus

A deep understanding of the situation really isn't called for. You don't have to know why you're...

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gemini

Keep your agenda to yourself. It may be written all over your face, but the least you can do is...

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cancer

If you had knuckles, you'd be cracking them. You have to deal with another dog and it might not be...

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leo

It goes without saying you need exercise, and so does your ego every now and then. It's time to get...

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virgo

Life is good. In fact, it's a little bit too good. You're reaching critical mass. One more biscuit...

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libra

You feel weird with your owners around, and lost without them. On the one hand, time on the couch...

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scorpio

Eating with a fork is not your ultimate ambition, nor is sitting in a chair. Bone china sounds...

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sagittarius

Penny candy isn't very tempting, but when boredom gets the best of you, you're willing to try just...

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capricorn

You have faith in the inner workings of the universe. You know your plans are slowly working, even...

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aquarius

You don't really know why, but you're barking at the slightest of trespasses. Even a passing fly...

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pisces

Your pack mates are more valuable to you than your humans today, but strictly in material matters....

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