Daily Horoscope

aries

Your owners are moving like they're already dried in resin. You don't feel like collecting dust...

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taurus

You're more than the object of your human's affection or a source of amusement. You're an animal,...

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gemini

Your humans are leaving themselves open to criticism -- by you. You spend all week waiting for...

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cancer

You get to practice being charming, and you need it since you've become a bit rusty. Has it really...

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leo

The egotism on display at the dog park is a bit hard to stomach today. Other dogs have the same gut...

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virgo

You'll take food wherever you can get it. There's no place too unusual to surprise you. You go into...

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libra

You'll have a calm day with your human companions. It's almost a bit too calm for your taste. You...

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scorpio

Some feuds can be downright exciting -- the ones you're not involved in. You get to be on the...

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sagittarius

The smaller things add up to a good life, and today qualifies as one of them. You enjoy simple...

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capricorn

Every day is a good one, but those with children in them are the absolute best. You get plenty of...

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aquarius

Your owners may be having fun but you're bored. Can you come up with a good reason to stay by their...

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pisces

Your ability to communicate can only be described as mercurial. One minute you're showing your...

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