aries

Your patience finally pays off, although you have no idea why. You finally get your human in the...

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taurus

You are feeling good! It's amazing how much energy you have when your human is around for a change....

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gemini

Some humans can spend all day talking. You shouldn't let your human be one of them. Getting out and...

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cancer

If your owner agrees to one thing, you'll be tempted to ask for another. And if they agree to that,...

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leo

Greedy, stubborn, egotistical -- you've been them all. But today you and your owner are both...

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virgo

It's important to be around only those you get along with. No one is more compatible than your...

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libra

Cooperation is a beautiful thing, but common courtesy is out the window today. Luckily, so are you....

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scorpio

What are you so scared of? An opponent stronger than you is a rare thing. And yet you're shivering...

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sagittarius

How should you spend your day? All the mundane things you do to get yourself through the week are...

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capricorn

The basics just won't do. A long hike or a steak on the grill, on the other hand, would really hit...

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aquarius

You've been bored all week long. One more day will put you under. Demand something exciting of your...

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pisces

Ah, love. A good dinner would be nice but not necessary. Poetry is out of the question. What's...

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