Life is ruff when you’re four-legged and furry with a completely clueless human. Fortunately, our daily Dogscope can brighten those boneless days with a little encouragement and a helping paw.
Aries
You have a guilty conscience. Why waste time wondering if your owner is upset or has even noticed the damage? All it takes is a glance their way and you'll know, one way or the other. Brace yourself and look.
Taurus
You can't be too greedy or too lazy today. Anybody who tells you you're overdoing it is underestimating you. Go ahead, eat to your heart's content, then aid your digestion with a long snooze.
Gemini
You're the type of dog who can be bounding with joy one minute and cowering by your human's ankles the next. Pick out your retreat of choice early in the day. Don't wait until you're already feeling overwhelmed.
Cancer
Life is good in a grand kind of way, but the smaller details still need to be addressed. Yes, you have a basket, but you much prefer the couch. Yes, you have chow, but it's not your favorite brand. Start making inroads into just these kinds of issues today.
Leo
It's not so much that you want to break your owner's rules. It's more that the couch and an empty house are such an irresistible combination. Your owner may never agree with you, though, so don't waste your psychic breath explaining.
Virgo
What you're dealing with is more than a minor setback. Being shooed off the couch is one thing, but the level of discipline your owner is trying to impose is just too much for you to ignore. Don't take it lying down in your basket.
Libra
You don't share your owner's aesthetics, but you can tell that other humans do. The amount of attention you receive goes way up after your owner plays beauty parlor with you. Submit.
Scorpio
It's tempting to let your human make all the hard decisions today, but that means you're stuck with whatever they decide. Don't shirk your responsibilities. Make up your mind, and then make it clear.
Sagittarius
You have no problem making your wishes known. In fact, they're impossible to ignore. So when your owner doesn't act on them, repeating yourself really isn't necessary. Giving it a rest is the only fair outcome.
Capricorn
It's not a day for fun at the dog park, it's a day filled with challenges. Whether you end the day one rung up or one rung down has more to do with luck than how much effort you focus on it.
Aquarius
The kinds of dogs who walk by with their tails in the air get your goat. Why must they act so aloof? Don't let your irritation show. Just focus on your more down to earth pals instead.
Pisces
Handling problems head-on is one of your strengths. You don't toss your friends aside like old bones. Finding new dogs to play with would be the easy way out, but working through a problem with a pooch pal is ultimately more rewarding.
