Life is ruff when you’re four-legged and furry with a completely clueless human. Fortunately, our daily Dogscope can brighten those boneless days with a little encouragement and a helping paw.
Aries
With all the frills and fancy decor, your owner's possessions seem to be slowly tilting in the direction of the cat. All its fancy ways and airs of superiority don't hide the claw marks, though, so point them out.
Taurus
Intense energy feels good, but only if you have a way of using it. And if you're left to your own devices, you'll have to find a practical way of doing just that. Be imaginative.
Gemini
You like to pretend that your hidden strength is even more awesome than your obvious vigor, but the truth is that even you have your limits. There's no shame in spending the day in your basket.
Cancer
You can charm a treat out of anyone, but you're starting to feel that you shouldn't have to work that hard. Is that a crazy idea or what? Even so, your owner is receptive, so toss it out there.
Leo
The celebrities in your circle can afford to show off, but the other dogs? They're just displaying arrogance. But don't let their conceit lure you into a dogfight.
Virgo
If the couch is not an unusual dinner spot, then you and your human are in a rut. Help them out of it by dragging them away from your informal table and out the door.
Libra
Food is your constant goal, but can't you challenge yourself in other ways? There are plenty of methods to feel the kindness of your humans that don't involve overindulging.
Scorpio
You want to have a relationship with a new dog, but how can one develop if you can't even sniff noses? The other end of the leash is a stronger force, so if you want to meet, do it naked. Slip your collar and bolt.
Sagittarius
Your human needs help with a project and you're happy to help. If your human is trying to stick to a diet, you'll have to be their calorie counter. Calories burned, that is. Drag them out the door.
Capricorn
Walking you is the price your owner has to pay for all of your love and devotion, and there should be no discounts. Barring special circumstances, don't let them off the hook or off the leash.
Aquarius
Old relatives may have their peculiar habits but nothing is more satisfying than sleeping at their feet. Unless it's a long walk. Don't feel guilty leaving them at home.
Pisces
Your owner thinks groceries need plenty of artistic preparation, but you think they'd make a good dinner just the way they are. You'll get your chance to find out today, so use your nose.
