Life is ruff when you’re four-legged and furry with a completely clueless human. Fortunately, our daily Dogscope can brighten those boneless days with a little encouragement and a helping paw.
Aries
Why be bored? You're too independent for that. If your owner's idea of a good time is standing around chatting, then you might as well cut yourself loose and have fun of your own.
Taurus
All that glitters is not gold, but that's fine with you. You're more interested in your subconscious than in reality today anyway. Let your mind lead you on a long leash.
Gemini
You can bark all you want but it won't get you anywhere. That's only because no one is home to hear it, not because you just shouldn't bother. Keep up the good work.
Cancer
You're having problems at home and at the park. You're in the doghouse and not in a good way. Lay low until your flow of energy is restored to normal and things flow a whole lot easier.
Leo
You love hearth and home as much as the next dog, but your real passion is for the open road. You just have to bolt every now and then, and this is one of those times. Leave yourself a trail of breadcrumbs.
Virgo
Your owner wants to walk you on a short leash, but you should tell them in no uncertain terms to forget about it. If they don't get the hint, then the walk will be a lot longer for both of you.
Libra
It doesn't take much to keep you happy. A little walk, some exploring in the bushes and a kind word from your owner is all it takes. You'll get that and then some. Enjoy.
Scorpio
You'll be there to witness the very moment your owner is persuaded. The human doing the talking is a bad actor so don't get all the way to that point. Pull them apart before it all has a chance to play out.
Sagittarius
Some things are hard to swallow. Like your owner's taste in friends. You may wish they were more jovial or kinder to dogs, but you're not the ultimate arbiter of taste. Endure.
Capricorn
Don't waste time pining away. Your human will return to the doghouse with unconscious speed, if only because you'll be unconscious for most of their absence. Curl up in your basket and sleep.
Aquarius
You and your human are good friends but you just can't hang with the same crowd. To each his own. Stick with your pack and leave your owner to theirs.
Pisces
You're aware of every movement in the house and every squeak or sigh. But paying attention every second can become tiring for any dog. Give yourself a break today, without worrying about any bad luck.
