Life is ruff when you’re four-legged and furry with a completely clueless human. Fortunately, our daily Dogscope can brighten those boneless days with a little encouragement and a helping paw.
Aries
When your owner starts reacting to parents or older relatives, you can't help but join in. Don't suppress it, today. At the very least, they'll know your owner has at least one ally.
Taurus
Hmm, how to spend the day? Chewing things around the house might seem appealing, but you'll get a better response from your human if you spend the day with other dogs. Head for the park.
Gemini
Tight with money, thrifty -- those are just delicate ways saying 'cheap.' Don't let your owner get away with it, today. Demand top dog chow if you want to remain top dog.
Cancer
Even your doghouse can get a bit cramped. You're suddenly feeling like venturing out, and the spotlight will be on your entrance. Barking your mind is just one of your options.
Leo
Some things just can't be controlled. Like your naturally warm feelings, for instance. It takes a mighty cold human to get you to show even a modest response to them, and you'll meet one today.
Virgo
When you can't rely on your packmates for support, who can you rely on? Besides your owner, that is. It's time to organize a new group of dogs, and don't be sentimental about it.
Libra
Your owner knows how to appreciate the smaller things in life, and has the time to do it. You don't count yourself among them, but you'll get the benefit of it just the same.
Scorpio
Why eat out? It takes a lot of driving to get to a foreign restaurant, parking is a problem, and there are no dogs allowed. Don't waste your time trying to transmit your arguments. Settle in for an evening alone instead.
Sagittarius
When you and your owner have different energy levels, one of you has to be flexible. It happens so rarely that it's no bother being the one to speed up or slow down. Do it without questioning.
Capricorn
Your human is not feeling social. Whomever they're with, they wish they were with someone else. Be their scapegoat. As soon as you get the first hint of boredom, drag them away.
Aquarius
The emotional uproar is over. It's not easy for your human to move on, but make sure they are. Fixing things around the house is but one tactic. Taking you for long walks in the best medicine.
Pisces
You're getting bored with it all. Has performing for biscuits become a stale act? Absolutely not! It's not exactly the glue that holds your relationship with your owner together, but it's close.
