Your Daily DogScope for July 30, 2023

July 30, 2023



Life is ruff when you’re four-legged and furry with a completely clueless human. Fortunately, our daily Dogscope can brighten those boneless days with a little encouragement and a helping paw.

Aries

Once again, you're doing as little as possible. Why get frustrated about it? Spend the day daydreaming of all the things you'd do, if only you have a much longer leash.

Taurus

Don't spend time alone when you don't need to. You might not see eye to eye or have a profound connection with every dog you meet, but you can still have a lot of fun just doing what comes naturally.

Gemini

Your human is turning over a new leaf. The details apparently are still a bit blurry. Before anything is set in stone, make sure plenty of extra walks are part of the new agenda.

Cancer

You'll be on the prowl. Daydreaming and staring out the window are perfectly good ways to spend the day, but you need something more today. If your owner can't accommodate you, then you'll just have to slip out on your own.

Leo

All that glitters is not gold, but all who ring the doorbell, well, deserve the greeting they get. Don't hold back for man or beast today. Go ahead, fly off the handle.

Virgo

Once again, you'll skirt your way around relationship issues the only way you know how. You can respect your owner for walking at a snail's pace but that doesn't mean you have to cooperate. Slip your collar and bolt.

Libra

It's sweet that your owners appreciate the smaller things in life, but ahem, you're not one of them. Don't just hang your head and put up with your status. Demand to be treated like a top dog.

Scorpio

You have your owner wrapped around your little paw, although that may not be obvious to outsiders. Use your hidden talents to pull some strings, and not just for table scraps, either.

Sagittarius

The day starts out slowly but ends with a bang. If only you can survive to the bang part. Don't wait around for your human to get revved up. Do the job for them.

Capricorn

Your human will be in a much better mood once they've made some advances on a project. So give them the time and space they need, even though it's for purely selfish reasons, not compassionate ones.

Aquarius

Don't despair. It may look like your human's day is wrapped up tightly, but you never know when there will be some extra time for you. In fact, you can help them get sidetracked.

Pisces

Your owner may lavish you with attention but it's exercise you really need. You're so full of energy that you won't be doing anyone any favors by ignoring it. Do something for yourself and slip your collar.