Your Daily DogScope for July 31, 2023

July 31, 2023



Life is ruff when youโ€™re four-legged and furry with a completely clueless human. Fortunately, our daily Dogscope can brighten those boneless days with a little encouragement and a helping paw.

Aries

Your human has a real problem, but that's the only thing that's clear to you. You don't need to know what ails them to offer a cure, though. It's always the same old home remedy: love and devotion.

Taurus

Being alone is hardly your idea of a good time, and for some reason being with your human is not much better. What you need is time with your pack, and nothing less will do. Break free of the leash if that's what it takes.

Gemini

Misunderstandings can be annoying, but they don't have to be much more than that. Simply ignore other dogs who get their fur up at the slightest trespass. Not engaging will boost your reputation among packmates.

Cancer

Exploring the unknown is a good way to spend the day. And if you're stuck in your doghouse? Well, there are plenty of things you've never seen or smelled before. You just have to tear the place apart to find them.

Leo

Others are reacting emotionally all around you, but you're calm, cool and collected for a change. It's hard to imagine you're the same dog who flies off the handle when the mail is delivered. Enjoy your new persona.

Virgo

People aren't very organized today. In fact, you'll wonder just what holds them all together. Don't waste time wondering about it. The bonds of people are as mysterious to you as the bonds of your packmates are to them.

Libra

There's no such thing as a full ticket as far as you're concerned. You'll be saying to life, bring it on, and life is obliging you. So no matter how many errands your human runs, keep begging to go along for the ride.

Scorpio

What's your wildest fantasy? Not the wildest one you can imagine actually happening, but the very farthest reaches of your imagination? Work on making it a very good one, because it overlaps with reality today.

Sagittarius

It falls on you to get your human up and in shape to start each and every day, and you're just plain sick of the responsibility. Look at it a bit differently if you need motivation. It's your best bet of an early walk.

Capricorn

It's sometimes hard to be so bonded with someone from another species, but today you have it easy. You have a deep, intuitive understanding of your owner's moods, and that means you're both feeling good today.

Aquarius

It goes without saying your owner's bank account or credit card affects the quality of your life. There is always a flip side. You might not be getting four-star chow anymore, but you're also not getting groomed as much, if at all. Count yourself lucky.

Pisces

The transformation is amazing. You can go from a bad dog to a good dog in a matter of seconds. If a delicious treat is involved, that is. You and your owner hoodwink each other that way, and neither is the wiser.