Life is ruff when you’re four-legged and furry with a completely clueless human. Fortunately, our daily Dogscope can brighten those boneless days with a little encouragement and a helping paw.
Aries
Feelings are building up. Why are you always in charge of the emotional clearing? Don't whine about it. Consider it a small price to pay for the roof over your head and the chow in your bowl, then start barking.
Taurus
If there's one thing on this planet you love more than time with your human, it's time with your human in the car. Yes, the keys are being seductively jingled today. Make sure you're ready.
Gemini
Some days your humans are in a bad mood and you just can't read their thoughts. Today they're moody, and the reason is clear. It's all about possessions. Drag them away from such shallow preoccupations.
Cancer
Your biscuits will double. How, when there's no such thing as compound interest? With compounded attention, that's how. The spotlight's on you today, so make the most of it. Ham it up.
Leo
You may look and act like Goofy, but you actually have more than your share of deep thoughts. That's a matter of pride with you, even if it's a secret well kept from your humans. Maintain the tight wraps today.
Virgo
What's sauce for the goose is sauce for the gander. When your humans are all tied up with their own plans, then you have to get your socializing done with other dogs. Be sure leave yourself a trail of breadcrumbs.
Libra
If there are times set aside for friends and family, then where the heck are your humans? You'll have to cut them some slack. The season alone makes errands a tenfold part of the week.
Scorpio
Your intuitive powers are working in overdrive. You can feel the mail before it even arrives. That kind of heightened awareness is your gift today, so try not to control it.
Sagittarius
Your humans' energies are somehow different, either from the past or from each other. Use your intuition to figure out what's going on. Go in deep, and do some serious questioning.
Capricorn
Issues at hand require your owners' undivided attention this weekend. The less time you steal away from them, the sooner they'll be available. If you want more, and quick, then let them get on with it.
Aquarius
You're feeling emotional, as always, and expecting you to organize your feelings is just asking too much. On the other paw, don't be surprised if your human takes a stern approach with you today. Expect a short leash.
Pisces
Everyone wants to be appreciated by others. You may be performing simple tricks, not poetry or music, but it's still theater just the same. Demand biscuits.
