Life is ruff when you’re four-legged and furry with a completely clueless human. Fortunately, our daily Dogscope can brighten those boneless days with a little encouragement and a helping paw.
Aries
Your owner is in a stupor. They're out of ideas, the phone isn't ringing and the TV is off. Hmm, just the way you like to experience the dog house. Enjoy them before they snap out of it.
Taurus
Your human can usually read you like a book. So when you have trouble communicating your feelings, it's out of character for both of you. The trick to your day is knowing when to keep at it and when to just sigh and curl up in your basket.
Gemini
Things in the doghouse have been a bit stagnant, but there's suddenly a bit of movement, however slight. No one is interested in the same old, same old. Change is in the air. You might as well flirt with it.
Cancer
Your owner is always busy completing one task after another. The point of it all is beyond you, but what isn't is how overwhelmed they feel by everything that needs to be done. Lend a helping paw by being sympathetic.
Leo
Ah, to socialize with your friends, or even to sit at your owner's feet while they do. Just listening to humans talk with each other would be fine. But to be alone all day is quite a challenge, and you're not sure you're up to the job. If all else fails, break free.
Virgo
Your owner needs to put a roof over the doghouse, therefore your owner needs to work, therefore you're alone during the day. You'd have to be pretty cold to think that line of thought makes sense, but that's human logic for you. Your best hope for a good day is to block it all out with a long, sound nap.
Libra
The day is as dual-natured as you are. It's a good thing you have two distinct personalities. The one that lives for the basket gets its fill today, and so does the one who lives to walk with your owner.
Scorpio
Do the neighbors expect you to read the small print? Or the large print, for that matter? Their signs can be cute or rude, but they have no bearing on where you do your business. Be prepared for things to be spelled out for you.
Sagittarius
There may not seem to be a lot going on around the doghouse at first glance, but if you take a more thorough look, you'll find plenty of ways to keep busy. With or without your human, there's no reason to be bored.
Capricorn
Either the walks are too short or it's one dog walker after another. Your human hasn't learned the basic lesson of good service: you get what you pay for. You're the one paying the price today. Sigh.
Aquarius
When your human walks out the front door, it goes without saying you won't have a great day. But you could have a good one with only a bit of effort. The hardest part is adjusting your attitude.
Pisces
You're feeling impatient and ready to make your big move, but that would be a mistake. Trying to move up the ladder at the dog park will only put you back a rung or two. Continue being patient.
