Life is ruff when you’re four-legged and furry with a completely clueless human. Fortunately, our daily Dogscope can brighten those boneless days with a little encouragement and a helping paw.
Aries
It's your job to be quiet when your owners are busy but you just can't do it for love or biscuits. Pest isn't your favorite nickname but even you have to admit you're earning it today. From the cell phone to an intimate conversation meant only for two, you're making yourself heard.
Taurus
You're always the dog racing ahead of the pack, but that doesn't make you a leader. You need to look over your shoulder for guidance and just plain reassurance from your real alpha. Do it often today.
Gemini
Ideas are great if they lead to action, but they're pretty much useless if there's no follow through. Not only are they getting you nowhere, but all the standing around it takes to generate them is pretty dull, too. Break free of the two-legged intellectuals.
Cancer
The inner voice in your head is sounding more and more like your owner's. Eerie but true. You might even hesitate before getting into the trash or climbing up on the couch. Remind yourself that dogs who hesitate are lost. Then banish that pesky voice of authority.
Leo
Being part of a pack should be fun, not boring. When all the dogs are standing around as if they're humans, it's time to remind them of their canine side. Be the first to socialize like a real dog, with wild abandon.
Virgo
Some days the biscuits fly despite your bad attitude, and other days doing your best just isn't good enough. Do your best to earn your treats, but don't fret if they're not forthcoming. Some things are simply out of your paws.
Libra
On the one hand, you love being treated like a favorite teddy bear. But on the other, you long to be a wild animal again. No human can ever understand this, but other dogs can. Spend time at the dog run with those whom you can share both sides of yourself with.
Scorpio
You live for temptation. That's because a certain level of risk is what you would experience if you lived in nature. The part of you that's wiling to gamble grows out of your wilder side, even if all you're risking is a scolding. Go ahead, be an animal.
Sagittarius
You're easy. If you have even one small thing to keep you occupied, then you're not bored. Keeping a close eye on a fly is all you need for the day, but you'll get way more than that. What's flying across your radar deserves to be mounted on the doghouse wall. Enjoy the thrill of the chase.
Capricorn
You can't help but give chase; it's a response hard wired in you. So when you see something run, watch out. Other humans may not understand your motivations, or more accurately your lack of them, so prepare yourself for a tongue-lashing.
Aquarius
You may be a bit jealous, but when you hear the sizzling in the kitchen, you can't help but be glad about your human's newest good thing. They're pulling out all the stops, and the menu pleases everyone in the doghouse, particularly you. Enjoy.
Pisces
You think your human is your one and only, but all it takes is the smell of liver for your clarity to dissolve. In fact, it melts in your mouth. Once it's gone, though, your priorities are back in order. If you expect your human to forgive and forget, they will.
