Your Daily DogScope for May 18, 2023

May 18, 2023



Life is ruff when you’re four-legged and furry with a completely clueless human. Fortunately, our daily Dogscope can brighten those boneless days with a little encouragement and a helping paw.

Aries

You may need an emotional outlet, but don't resort to anything drastic. Chewing is especially frowned upon, so find something a little less controversial.

Taurus

Things around the home might be appealing, and that includes things in the driveway. You'll either be going on a ride or chasing after the car. Either way, use caution.

Gemini

Keep your mind on your possessions. Dig, hide, check and recheck. Even if you're the only animal in the doghouse, it's a good day to take stock.

Cancer

Your evil double makes an appearance. One minute you're enjoying your cozy doghouse, and the next you're blowing it down. Save the huffing and puffing for the mail man.

Leo

Don't let an insensitive human make you feel bad. So what if you don't have any deep thoughts? Your feelings verge on the cavernous, and that's much more meaningful.

Virgo

You get to spend time with people, if only because your human feels like socializing. Enjoy the gathering in a low-key way or risk being banished to the laundry room.

Libra

You're experiencing life on the flip side. Doing the same thing day after day can get dull, but too much variety isn't the answer, either. Flexibility is your most valuable asset today.

Scorpio

Driving cross country, head out the window -- you'll be having great dreams and not doing any twitching at all. But this scenario doesn't have to be pure reverie. You'll go along for the ride if you act insistent at the first sound of the keys.

Sagittarius

You want to follow your mood, but when your energy and your human's are mismatched, that could be downright dangerous. No tugging on the leash. On the other hand, don't let yourself be dragged down the street, either.

Capricorn

Your extremes in energy bring out the same in humans. Don't take it personally if you get some startled reactions, even a scream or two. But don't tone it down, either.

Aquarius

Your owner's emotions are getting the best of them. The way to keep things under control is to stick to your routine. Walk, mope, walk, dinner, walk is the right prescription.

Pisces

Want treats? Stick to the tried and true. There may be no mystery left to the tricks you're performing, but they remain entertaining. The proof is in the biscuits.