Life is ruff when you’re four-legged and furry with a completely clueless human. Fortunately, our daily Dogscope can brighten those boneless days with a little encouragement and a helping paw.
Aries
If you think it's hard adjusting to regular chow, wait until you face the regular work week. Start practicing now. Tell yourself, I can do this, I can do this.
Taurus
Holiday, what holiday? All you know is that your humans had travel plans. You can and should pine away all day, but if it's any consolation, the doggy bag will be immense.
Gemini
Not sure if you can get away with the same meals you've gotten used to? Go ahead; do some begging. It's the only way to find out, and it certainly can't hurt to try.
Cancer
Home with you day after day, fattening you up with big meals -- now this is your idea of a balanced schedule. But your human may need to deal with a little something come Monday, so don't get used to it.
Leo
You should recognize the pattern by now. First come the big meals, then come the pledges of a new health and fitness routine. As long as you're involved with both, enjoy them while they last.
Virgo
You've gotten your begging down to a science. All of your hard work and practice has really paid off. Or has it all had nothing to do with your level of skill? You'll find out today.
Libra
Things around the doghouse are not balanced. That's life with humans. You can't have intense good feelings without having some intense down ones. At least there are still leftovers.
Scorpio
It's time to change gears, on many levels. Oddly, what worked the last few days is not working today. You need self control to get the goods, not wild abandon. Reign in your own begging.
Sagittarius
It's easy to make your own lunch with all the leftovers around. But don't. Unless you want to spend the rest of the year in the literal and proverbial doghouse, it's paws off.
Capricorn
You win points for stamina if nothing else. Your begging is wearing even you out. But with less and less to offer, you have to work harder and harder each day to achieve the same amount of table scraps. Let it go for another year.
Aquarius
They don't call it dog tired for nothing. Face it, it's been a whirlwind. Don't try and fight it, even for the sake of appearances. This guard dog needs a well-deserved rest.
Pisces
Your humans need something besides eating and resting to keep themselves amused. You'll be doing them all a favor by forcing them off the couch. Consider yourself their new alpha.
