Life is ruff when you’re four-legged and furry with a completely clueless human. Fortunately, our daily Dogscope can brighten those boneless days with a little encouragement and a helping paw.
Aries
Taking your time lets you pick up as many scents as possible, but what about the physical exercise you need? You'll have to beg, borrow or steal your way into an extra walk today, because you definitely need to take both approaches.
Taurus
Something is swelling inside your chest, but you can't for the life of you figure out what it is. It's definitely associated with a certain dog, but what the heck is it? Sit back and watch the ghost of your former self go through the motions of courtship.
Gemini
The amount of chatter some people do is beyond your comprehension. That goes for dogs, too, for that matter. Continue walking softy and chasing a big stick.
Cancer
The occasional mouse or mailman might require your attention, but for the most part, it's a day without any big issues. Before you let yourself get bored, come up with a plan for the day. Be analytical.
Leo
How many times can one human reassess their plans, you ask? Many. It all has to do with budgetary constraints, so give your owner the time to go over the numbers. With any luck, they'll have to cancel altogether.
Virgo
Some humans tend to stay organized, while others tackle it every now and then and consider it a big achievement. If yours falls into the latter category, then you'll be left to your own devices. Don't thwart their efforts.
Libra
Your best quality is also your worst. You never hold grudges where your human is concerned, but that just lets them think you don't mind skipping walks. In your case, holding a grudge would be better than doing nothing at all.
Scorpio
There may be no secrets among friends, but do your human a favor and don't unintentionally reveal theirs. You are a reflection of your owner's likes and dislikes today, and yes, even their great loves or animosities.
Sagittarius
You can't see the forest for the trees. You may want to rush straight to the dog park, but don't be surprised if you're the only dog there. Hints as to where your packmates are abound along the way.
Capricorn
If your human doesn't ground you, then do it yourself. In other words, when you're tempted to jump the fence, don't. It's not so much about what you shouldn't do as it is about what you'll be missing.
Aquarius
Your human may only have two feet, but they're planted firmly on the ground. Give them the benefit of the doubt when you're out and about today. When it comes to other humans, they're the experts.
Pisces
You can spend all the time you want wondering who your human really is, but at the end of the day, you can count on one paw the things that really matter. So don't waste time being overly analytical or critical of your relationship.
