Your Daily DogScope for November 26, 2023

November 26, 2023



Life is ruff when you’re four-legged and furry with a completely clueless human. Fortunately, our daily Dogscope can brighten those boneless days with a little encouragement and a helping paw.

Aries

You'll eat almost anything, but even you should beware what comes out of the kitchen today. Someone is doing some practicing. They have to start somewhere, but don't be the guinea pig of last resort.

Taurus

It's hard to keep your chow secure. You can guard it but you'd be better off just emptying the bowl. It's just one less thing to worry about. Once you're done eating, you can change back into your happy, social self.

Gemini

You're feeling possessive, but that's nothing new. But, what you're keeping watch over is. It's something that wouldn't cross your mind in a million years, and your owner will have to see it to believe it. Don't give them too much room to examine.

Cancer

If you could double your body, each new you would still have too much energy to be contained. You're bouncing off the walls today and nothing will do but a good run for the money. Break free.

Leo

You may come across as modest but only to those who don't really know you. To your packmates, it's clear your huge ego is carefully controlled. It may become apparent for all to see today if you're not careful.

Virgo

You get to be social, if only because your owner is. You spend time with groups of people. If you have no idea what brings them all together, you care even less. Tossing you treats is the only thing they need in common.

Libra

If you used to live for something new each day, now you live to stick to your schedule. If you're summoned from your basket for something trivial, that's cause to bare your teeth. Watch out, world, and don't deviate from the routine.

Scorpio

What's up with your owner and all those deep conversations of late? You kind of miss your old, happy-go-lucky human. Try not to control the twists and turns of your friendship.

Sagittarius

You have too much energy to sit and do any questioning of life and why you're here. And once you finish getting out your ya-yas, it's basket time. The philosopher in you will have to wait for more ideal conditions.

Capricorn

If you're a one-owner dog, other humans may feel slighted by your lack of interest in them. But unless they have a treat their hand, why should you be bothered? They'll have to learn not to take it personally.

Aquarius

It's easy for you to stop thinking because you have so little going on in there. But it's a lot harder for your human to turn things off in their brain. That's where you and long, long walks come on the scene.

Pisces

You can understand music or even poetry but only for a split second at a time, and then it's lost. When you remember the moment you might wonder if you were dreaming. You've learned how to tap into the great human subconscious.