Life is ruff when you’re four-legged and furry with a completely clueless human. Fortunately, our daily Dogscope can brighten those boneless days with a little encouragement and a helping paw.
Aries
How did your life become so ho-hum? You used to think guarding the house was an exciting responsibility. Now it just feels mundane. There's no disguising your boredom, so do some inner work to perk up.
Taurus
Your owner doesn't seem to make the connection between food and exercise. She may be brining you along on her fitness routine but that means you need more chow. Get what you need if you have to beg, borrow or steal.
Gemini
Your intentions have been misread. You were born to please, it's true, but that doesn't mean you should be treated as one of the servants. There's nothing like napping on the good couch to remind your human of your place in the house.
Cancer
This time you can't wait for the other party to come 'round. Even if it's your human, they just won't know what to do. That's okay, because you have what it takes to recalibrate the situation.
Leo
You got the bone, but don't think you've made out like a bandit. The original owner is simply reassessing his strategies and plans. What good is a big bone if you can't relax enough to enjoy it?
Virgo
How dare they call you a smelly mutt? You have as much interest in hygiene as the next dog, which isn't saying much when you stop to think about it. No wonder your owner is all geared up to give you a bath.
Libra
It's your annual lost-in-thought day. It's not like you, but let yourself contemplate while the other dogs romp in the park. You have more important things on your mind today than other dogs and their calling cards.
Scorpio
You ain't nothin' but a hound dog. It's the small details that give away the biggest secrets. You'll figure it all out today, if you keep your nose to the ground.
Sagittarius
The trash beckons. Your humans thought they could outsmart you, but in this category you turn out to be a bit of a brainiac. A genius you're not, but no strategy can come between you and an old peanut butter sandwich today.
Capricorn
Bad dreams of kittens and cats have left you feeling like a bit of a recluse. That's okay, skip the packmates. Hole up in the doghouse and mend your mind today.
Aquarius
All dogs love their owners, but your enthusiasm is off the charts. Don't love them to death, though. Keep the jumping to a minimum, especially with one who seems a bit wobbly.
Pisces
The diction of another dogs leaves something to be desired. How can you tell whether they mean business if they're slurring their barks? Err on the side of caution.
