Life is ruff when you’re four-legged and furry with a completely clueless human. Fortunately, our daily Dogscope can brighten those boneless days with a little encouragement and a helping paw.
Aries
You have no patience when it comes to your chow. Doing a jig actually doesn't make your bowl appear any quicker, even though it feels like your hard work pays off. But have fun burning calories.
Taurus
Loyal and dependable you may be, but practical you are not. It may not make sense to take you along for the ride, but don't let that stop you from having a little adventure today.
Gemini
Don't let anyone call you a scatterbrain. How many times have you had to focus deeply to overcome obstacles to table scraps? Apply that same quality to learning a few new tricks.
Cancer
Sure, scraps in your bowl are fine. But what would happen if you pushed the envelope a bit? Your humans are receptive to the idea, so camp out under the table.
Leo
The way you approach your chow, there's just no stopping once you get started. That's hard wired in you. But for all the fear you have of getting stuck in the middle, have even more fear of seeing the shiny bottom of your bowl today.
Virgo
You're expressing your ideas -- and expressing and expressing and expressing them -- but not being understood. Be a bit more analytical about how you come across to your humans.
Libra
Harmony in your pack goes out the window the moment food or bones are introduced. That's just business as usual. But when you start to feel challenged over simple things like toys or personal space, it's time for a break. Avoid the park today.
Scorpio
Be brave! Someone is daring you to a duel, and it's not the dog you think. Not responding will only cause an ambush, so you might as well jump into the fray. In any event, it doesn't signal permanent discord.
Sagittarius
What does a dog have to do to get a treat around here? Besides amusing their humans with tricks and obliging their every whim, that is. It may be tedious, but you can do this, and the chow that awaits you is worth the work.
Capricorn
There's never much time for relaxation when children are involved, but try to remember to give yourself a break. You don't want to end up dog tired. Someone has to guard the castle while the rest of the house is doing the sugar-plum routine.
Aquarius
Your owner has been acting a bit eccentric lately. Well, a bit more eccentric than usual. It has to do with issues way above your head. Instead of boring yourself figuring it out, simply be devoted.
Pisces
Sigh and sigh again. If only you had opposing thumbs, you'd be making your beloved a good dinner and writing them poetry. But since you merely have dew claws, settle for the lovelorn look instead, even though it's quite requited.
