Do you often find yourself wondering what food to cook, how to cook it, and even that dreaded question—how much of it? It’s a daily struggle for all of us, but need not be with our food horoscope. Satisfaction is only a click away!
Aries
You'll work tirelessly to achieve your goals today. Don't get discouraged if some of them elude you, as there's always tomorrow. Tonight, though, you'll achieve your goal of gorging on baked ziti and garlic bread. Consider it mission accomplished.
Taurus
You may have to be philosophical about some of today's setbacks. Sometimes these things happen. You'll get 'em tomorrow. But dinner will go much better as chicken cacciatore and sauteed spinach will be a huge success.
Gemini
You'll have positive and negative experiences today. Most of the bad will be at work as a stressful day gets you down. All of the good will happen afterward as you sit down to a Mexican feast where the enchiladas and flan will be excellent!
Cancer
Work will be Kryptonite today and you'll be like Superman being sapped of strength. Eat your spinach as its iron, calcium and array of vitamins could help you break those shackles. Oh wait. That's another muscle-bound cartoon character. Never mind.
Leo
Explore some of the more interesting ethnic restaurants in town today. Norwegian cuisine is heavy on fish like cod, salmon and herring while the meat of lamb and reindeer is popular. But do as the Norwegians do and just day 'krabbelag:' crab party!
Virgo
Making co-workers laugh today could be a good office tension breaker. But there may be some who won't share in the jocularity. Pass out packets of chamomile tea and lemon slices to those folks. That could have them laughing with you and not at you.
Libra
Finding a balance may be difficult today. But it may still be possible to strike a middle ground. A veggie lasagna with tofu will be better for you than one that's stuffed with beef and sausage, and will taste just as good.
Scorpio
Bigger won't necessarily be better today. Consider the humble beet. This unassuming veggie is packed with powerful antioxidants that are proven to fight heart disease and cancer. But enjoy them raw, as cooking will decrease some of their powers.
Sagittarius
Tabasco in your oatmeal? Creamy caper and anchovy soup? Spaghetti and fish balls? Stir-fried Slim Jims with dill pickle sauce? Stranger things have happened, so expect the unexpected today.
Capricorn
You're a culture vulture and you embrace the current fads. But trendy foods like peanut butter sliced like cheese and yogurt from a tube may be higher in fats and calories than their more traditional counterparts. Fast food by any other name...
Aquarius
You'll be expansive and extroverted today and fun to be around. But don't let people take advantage of your good nature. They'll covet the leftover stir-fried ginger chicken and rice you'll bring for lunch, but there's no way you're going to share.
Pisces
You'll have problems with people telling you what to do today. Everyone will have their say, so just lend a deaf ear. Go your own way and have a double cheese meatball grinder for lunch. Just burp when people harp on you about the fat and calories.
