Do you often find yourself wondering what food to cook, how to cook it, and even that dreaded question—how much of it? It’s a daily struggle for all of us, but need not be with our food horoscope. Satisfaction is only a click away!
Aries
You missed the elevator and took the stairs. But now you're gasping for breath and the pounding in your chest feels like the Alien, and it wants out! Health alert! Time to change your lifestyle, STAT! Don't let your last thought be: 'I should have listened to mom and eaten more broccoli. Damn you to hell, fried pork loins!'
Taurus
Small expressions of endearment never go unappreciated. A single rose, a hand-written note, a sexy wink... tiny gestures that go a long way. But sometimes bigger is better. A romantic setting, strolling violinists, a plate of oysters Rockefeller... looks like you've scored again.
Gemini
You've paid all your bills, and there ain't much leftover. Looks like it's time to tighten that belt again, but cutting back for you is easy. You'll just roast a chicken with the usual veggies, giving you a meal for tonight, and well into the early part of next week.
Cancer
Your moods will dictate your eating habits. Wake up feeling randy and aggressive and it'll be baseball, beer, burritos and burgers. But arise in a coy and demure mood and you'll crave tea, crumpets, scones and dainty little sandwiches.
Leo
Adopting a thriftier budget has paid off, and you have a little money to play with. You could spend it on yourself by upgrading your wardrobe. Or you could share the wealth and take your mom to seafood dinner. She'll love the chowder and clams casino, and you'll love being able to do something nice for her for a change.
Virgo
So you're eating a bowl of bran cereal, a few slices of whole-grain toast and a glass of fresh-squeezed orange juice. By now you should be feeling small charges of energy coursing through your body. Expect them to cascade suddenly into one, resulting in an energy rush that will propel you into forward momentum. Expect today to be a good one.
Libra
That nagging voice in your head has been particularly annoying lately, especially since it sounds just like your mom. 'Eat your greens... stop eating all that junk... you're fat!' Find solace at the local salad bar. Load up a mountain of leafy vegetables with beans, raisins, nuts and go to town. That just might put a lid on that little voice.
Scorpio
Watch what you say today, especially at Happy Hour. A simple slip of the tongue could have you blurting out a secret or two. You won't care if it's something salacious that might end up on YouTube or TMZ. As long as it's not your secret recipe for four-alarm chipotle mesquite barbecue sauce, you'll be good with anything else.
Sagittarius
You love shark fin soup, but you're alarmed by the cruel methods used to get that fin. And you won't eat faux gras or anything with veal. It's good to let your beliefs dictate the foods you'll eat. Fortunately, more restaurants are featuring organic foods and range-free poultry and beef, giving you choices that are both healthy and politically correct.
Capricorn
You'll get a lot achieved in a short amount of time today. Naturally you'll think about skipping out early... without the boss finding out, of course. So pull the life-size cardboard cutout of yourself from the crawlspace. The boss will think you're working, but you'll actually be at the sports pub, pounding down Buffalo wings and watching the game.
Aquarius
Look closely beneath the surface of that Shepherd's Pie. Do you really know what's down there, other than big juicy chunks of lamp, as well as peas, celery and carrots in a thick, savory beef sauce, all topped with mashed potatoes? Okay, start your research... now!
Pisces
Don't be critical of other people's attempts if you can't do them yourself. So keep the commentary quiet if you should attend a dinner party tonight. Okay, maybe the roast is a tad underdone, the mashed potatoes and gravy are lumpy and the rolls are rock hard. Until you can do better, shut up and eat!
