Do you often find yourself wondering what food to cook, how to cook it, and even that dreaded question—how much of it? It’s a daily struggle for all of us, but need not be with our food horoscope. Satisfaction is only a click away!
Aries
Find the best way to get through this day without actually working. So offer to buy everyone hot and sour soup, honey walnut prawns and roasted duck for lunch. Just don't tell them you're going to Hong Kong to get it.
Taurus
You'll move slowly and with meticulous purpose today. Co-workers will wonder if that's your natural pace or a ploy to do as little as possible The answer will be revealed at lunch when it takes you two hours to finish a bowl of chicken noodle soup.
Gemini
Hostile undercurrents will make this a difficult day. So avoid co-workers with axes to grind. Find a quiet spot outside and enjoy your homemade New York Reuben with slaw. It won't matter to you if it's snowing. You'll feel a lot safer out there.
Cancer
Today will be as good as being invited to a Texas ranch for a pig roast and beef barbecue. Or it could be as bad as finding out the ranch belongs to one of those Bush guys.
Leo
Be friendly and gracious today and people will buy you a frappuccino and a big slice of banana cream pie. But be arrogant and insulting and you could be wearing that pie as a mask. The choice is yours.
Virgo
Having ambition is healthy. But stepping on people to achieve goals is not. So treat coworkers nicely today. Else the next time you order clam chowder at the company cafeteria you may find something in there that you're pretty sure is not a clam.
Libra
Lingering on the past will make you blue today. So eat something fun that will change your mood. Blueberries are fun little flavor bombs that are loaded with antioxidants. And they might just keep you from feeling so, er, blue.
Scorpio
The boss might be in a good enough mood to let everyone leave early today. Two words: Happy Hour! It'll be fun to relax by playing pool and eating nachos, potato skins and quesadillas with co-workers. It might even be cool if the boss shows up.
Sagittarius
You may want to combine music and food today, so visit the local dinner theater. The show will be fun and raucous if not a little lowbrow. But your medium rare mesquite grilled pork chop will be a work of art.
Capricorn
Time to put another day on the shelf. Celebrate your many successes this week by relaxing at home. A hot shower will wash the stress away, and ordering a large pesto pizza will give you sustenance as you spend the night watching TV.
Aquarius
You may feel like you're being bombarded by subliminal messages today. But none will be as strong as the roasted duck hanging in a Chinatown window saying 'Eat me,' and not in a dirty, raunchy way.
Pisces
You'll dream you'll see an angel descending to earth today. But that won't be any old angel. That'll be the waiter at an Italian restaurant, and he's delivering a plate of freshly made ravioli stuffed with crab. You'll suddenly be in heaven.
