Do you often find yourself wondering what food to cook, how to cook it, and even that dreaded question—how much of it? It’s a daily struggle for all of us, but need not be with our food horoscope. Satisfaction is only a click away!
Aries
Your house may be stuffed with possessions that have outgrown their use. Plan a garage sale for the weekend. You may have to come with an incentive to attract people, so grill up hot dogs and give them away. They'll come for the food, but whether they buy some of that crap is questionable.
Taurus
You may feel like letting loose tonight. Things always get a little decadent when that happens. And the events of a day's excursion can be blurry come the next morning. So if you awake tomorrow smeared with barbecue sauce, chocolate, and melted cheese, you'll know that you at least had a great time.
Gemini
Neighbors may be alarmed at strange sounds emanating from your apartment at night. The sounds are slightly animalistic and more than a little disturbing. They may not want to know what's going on up there, even if what they're hearing is only the sound of you tearing into another large sausage pizza.
Cancer
You may have some loco ideas zipping around in your brain, and today is a good one to test some of them out. People will initially be skeptical but don't let that stop you. Ignore them when they say your ideas are far-fetched. They said the same thing about garlic ice cream, and look at how great that is.
Leo
It'll be easy to overeat at the myriad of office birthday, going away, and promotion parties. You'll leave the office with your belly bulging; so hit the gym to burn off some of those calories. Keep dinner light and simple. Veggie soup and a salad will counterbalance all the crap.
Virgo
You'll achieve a lot by soul searching today. It'll put you in touch with your inner self, someone you may not know that well. But try not to do this while dining out. The waiters may become alarmed if you go into a catatonic state and fall face first into a steaming bowl of pasta primavera.
Libra
Problems with co-workers may be simmering just beneath the surface. Be careful of your tone of voice and how you approach people. The tiniest thing could be used as an excuse to start a fight. Walk away should that happen and eat all of the chocolate brownies you baked as a peace offering.
Scorpio
You'll encounter a force stronger than you today and it'll take everything you've got to fight it. Upping the ante is that this force will be inside of you, saying 'Go ahead. Eat the pizza, milk shakes and potato chips, fatso.' Then it'll become personal, because no one talks to you like that.
Sagittarius
You'll feel with resentment that you exist solely to oblige people. So make today all about you. Take in a facial, massage, or perhaps a shopping spree. But at the end of day, kick back at home, and savor the rich Belgian chocolate you've been saving for just such an occasion.
Capricorn
In these tough economic times you need to do what you can to save money. A logical start would be to prepare your own meals. Hit the grocery store and buy what you need for healthy lunches and dinners. Chicken, tuna, veggies, fruits, and nuts will be economical and cover all of the nutritional bases.
Aquarius
You can learn a few things from peculiar people today. They have a unique way of thinking that can introduce you to different perspectives. So check it out if they invite you for a sushi meal of totally raw fish, and pray that the rewards for taking such a risk isn't a massive dose of salmonella.
Pisces
Reading old letters from ex-lovers will leave you depressed, angry, grateful and nostalgic today. You won't know how to deal with this swirl of conflicting emotions. But a solution is obvious: Whip together a meatloaf and mashers. You'll need the comfort of food to soothe your aching mind.
