Do you often find yourself wondering what food to cook, how to cook it, and even that dreaded question—how much of it? It’s a daily struggle for all of us, but need not be with our food horoscope. Satisfaction is only a click away!
Aries
Thinking outside the box today can save you money, especially if you have lunch within a box. Japanese Bento box makes for a cheap, nutritious meal. Where else can you get miso soup, rice, egg, pickled veggies and sashimi for less than 10 bucks?
Taurus
Taking risks will be risky today. But if you stick with the status quo you can avert disaster. So have a peanut butter and jelly sandwich and an apple for lunch. This way you won't put yourself at risk for salmonella, Mad Cow Disease, or cooties.
Gemini
You'll be inspired to help the less fortunate in your community today. So donate canned goods and other staples to a local food bank. Or buy hot soup and pre-made sandwiches and give them to a homeless person. Good karma will be your reward.
Cancer
You'll just want to leave work and nest at home alone tonight. So cancel any social functions you have planned. Turn off the phone and hope no one stops by for a surprise visit. You won't have enough chicken pot pies and salad to share.
Leo
You've a tendency to pump up your successes. But there's nothing wrong with a little embellishment. So go ahead and brag about the fine cut of succulent beef that you roasted to perfection. People don't have to know it was only a meatloaf.
Virgo
Get in a lunchtime workout to break the tension of the morning. Follow that with a protein-packed grilled salmon rice bowl and fruit. The Omega-3s in the fish may soothe your aching brain, and put you in a better mood to face the afternoon.
Libra
Your bright ideas at work will be well received by the boss today. So celebrate your success at lunch with shrimp cocktail, a bowl of chowder and lobster tail. But pay for it yourself. Charging it to the company won't be very bright.
Scorpio
You'll get caught up in the moment while socializing with co-workers at Happy Hour today. You'll mindlessly munch on nachos, Buffalo wings and potato skins. You'll realize your folly later as you're chugging Pepto-Bismol right from the bottle.
Sagittarius
You'll have a good feeling when a friend takes you to a vegetarian restaurant tonight. But you may be unprepared for the amazing versatility of tofu. Crispy tofu fingers? Tofu Sloppy Joes? Tofu kebabs? Who knew?
Capricorn
You make plans and follow them to the letter. Admirable, but such discipline doesn't leave room for improvisation. So scrap your usual dinner routine and do something different. You may be getting tired of Salisbury Steak TV dinners anyway.
Aquarius
You'll make many new connections at a work seminar today. So do your best to impress. Your new associates will warm to you until you order the pot roast dinner with the works for lunch, and stick them with the bill.
Pisces
A luck of sorts will be on your side today. A waiter will accidentally drop a bowl of hot clam chowder in your lap, but the manager will buy you the lobster dinner special as an apology. You'd feel lucky if it weren't for the burning in your crotch.
