Do you often find yourself wondering what food to cook, how to cook it, and even that dreaded question—how much of it? It’s a daily struggle for all of us, but need not be with our food horoscope. Satisfaction is only a click away!
Aries
You may awaken this morning with visions of things sweet and sassy and tender yet tough. Well, it's never too early for Mexican food, and a pulled-pork enchilada coated with a citrus salsa could be your dream come true.
Taurus
Clashes at home would ordinarily disrupt a pleasant morning. But your tussles with your partner will be pleasant as you decide on who's cooking breakfast. Both of you bring something delicious to the table, so why not work in tandem? It could be the most magnificent crab Benedict and scallop quiche meal you've ever had.
Gemini
Swing in the backyard hammock today and reflect on your deeper thoughts. Pour yourself an iced tea and let yourself go. Pretzels always go well with iced tea, so grab a bag of those and then get back into it. But what are pretzels without mustard? Interrupt what you're doing and grab a bottle. On second thought, it may best just to hang in the kitchen today.
Cancer
It'll be hard to deal intellectually with hungry kids today. They'll want what they want and that'll be it, dammit! So you may have to kowtow to their demands if you want any peace. You'll be more than glad to serve them fried peanut butter and banana sandwiches if it'll shut them the hell up.
Leo
Reluctantly, you have to give up some old favorites today. But don't let go of all of them, because sometimes it's good to hang on to the past. So while you'll agree to stop watching your Three Stooges marathons, you'll never give up your Fruit Loops and chocolate milk breakfasts.
Virgo
Bring order from chaos by tidying up the house today. Getting the place straightened up will give you a sense of inner peace. So cancel plans to go out, and bond with your home tonight. A large pepperoni pizza may bring back memories of the day you first moved in.
Libra
Today will be all about good times. So go shopping with friends, take the kids to a movie or get in some exercise. But the best time may come later in evening when the whole family is enjoying a big lasagna and ravioli dinner. It doesn't get much better than that!
Scorpio
An urge to redecorate the house may be met with resistance from your family today. And they may have a point as some of your past projects didn't meet with much success. So use that money for something everyone can enjoy. Buying the ingredients you need for a hearty seafood chowder will be a much more practical use of your time and cash.
Sagittarius
Keep an open mind when allowing the kids to make activity suggestions today. So you may have to spend the afternoon at the go-cart races, shopping for girly fashions or sitting through 'Hotel For Dogs' again. But come dinnertime you'll make the choices -- they'll be overjoyed that you'll be too tired for anything but takeout Chinese.
Capricorn
You'll doll yourself up before hosting a much-anticipated dinner party tonight. Your guests may not recognize their host, but one taste of your chicken Marsala in white wine sauce and they'll know it's unmistakably you.
Aquarius
Your family will see that you're in no mood for tomfoolery on this day. Your mood will lighten, though, when they serve you buttermilk French toast with sausage links and coffee. Works every time.
Pisces
Today will be an uneven combination of good and bad. The bad will occur when you get wrapped up running meaningless errands and performing tedious chores. But the good will come later when you settle down for a dinner of mesquite-grilled barbecued short ribs and ice-cold beer.
