Do you often find yourself wondering what food to cook, how to cook it, and even that dreaded question—how much of it? It’s a daily struggle for all of us, but need not be with our food horoscope. Satisfaction is only a click away!
Aries
You'll experience emotional fallout today. The slightest look or misplaced word could turn you into a blubbering basket case. Put on a happy face at work, but let it all hang out later at home with a tub of vanilla ice cream, a box of tissues and you're oft-watched DVD of 'The English Patient.'
Taurus
It'll be impossible to satisfy your urge to stay home today. So bring bits of home to work. Decorating your cubicle with cool stuff from home will give the place a lived in feel. Best of all will be the homemade lunch you'll bring with you, and even just a whiff of beef stew will feel like home.
Gemini
Co-workers will behave like so many children today. Their childish demands will tax your time and patience, but avoid stooping to their level. You'll know when this happens when you find yourself eating Tater Tots and alphabet soup for lunch, drinking chocolate milk with a swirly straw.
Cancer
A precisely ordered seafood meal could reveal some of your deeper feelings today. You'll have crab cakes because you're feeling crabby, shrimp, because that's what you want to call your boss, and clams casino to remind you to clam up before you actually say that out loud.
Leo
You'll use generosity to defuse tensions at work today. But don't expect everyone to be appreciative of your efforts. For every coworker who thanks you for buying them a cup of coffee and a bagel there will always be those who will tell you exactly where to put that bagel.
Virgo
You'll linger briefly about holding a family dinner. It would give you a great opportunity to slow cook a pot roast that you'll serve with the works. But clarity will take over and you'll come to your senses. You can think of better things to do with a roast than throw it at your brother.
Libra
You could get upset if jobs don't progress as you'd like today. Circumstances out of your control may hold things up, adding to your stress. Relax at lunch with a bowl of chunk albacore tuna, brown rice and red kidney beans. Protein and carbs are sure-fire stress reducers.
Scorpio
You'll be all business today as you race to get work projects completed. Working overtime is not an option, as you'll have plans tonight. You'll most likely hit the local Cajun restaurant to celebrate.
Sagittarius
You'll be on a lower energy level than most people today, so good luck with keeping up. But you can get things revved up at lunch if you make the right choices. A grilled chicken Cobb salad could give you newfound energy, but lasagna and garlic bread will put you right to sleep.
Capricorn
You may feel focused on your partner today, which is good! So plant a big wet one on your partner when they get home. Follow that with a special treat, maybe a bowl of vanilla ice cream swimming in chocolate sauce and, of course, Hershey's Kisses.
Aquarius
It's great to treat Fido like one of the family, but don't let him eat like one. Mushrooms and chocolate can be fatal to dogs, while onion, garlic, nuts and raisins can make them very ill. So you may not be giving your dog a treat by feeding him leftover beef stew.
Pisces
Your friends appreciate your advice more when you don't force it on them. Preaching about healthier eating habits may have an adverse effect and you'll watch sadly as they devour a mountain of nachos. If you had handled the situation better they might be eating carrot sticks and hummus.