Let’s face it—most “teen” horoscopes are written by folks whose ages haven’t ended with “-teen” since 2002 and are subsequently pretty cringe. We can’t guarantee that our daily horo will never be cringe, but we can guarantee that it’ll at least be useful.
Aries
You're feeling hungry for reassurance of some kind. You need to know that your sweetie is really into you or that your friends will stick around no matter what. You can get anything you want.
Taurus
Your friends count on you with good reason -- you're mighty dependable. Today's amazing personal energy lets you take care of all their needs, all your needs and maybe a bit of fun on top of it all.
Gemini
Dig up some dirt on that one friend or hottie who's been puzzling you lately. It's not as if you're going to learn anything too shocking (most likely), but it'll help you understand them better.
Cancer
You have some big ideas that require a bit of extra energy, so you should be able to follow through with them today. You're a little riled up for some reason, but you can still get stuff done.
Leo
All you want is to know the rules, or even just what's really going on between your friends -- but everyone seems to have a different story. You may need to wait it out for a few more days.
Virgo
You're incredibly efficient today, so you should find that people are willing to give you room to get things done. Whether you're planning a party or finishing a report, you do it with style.
Libra
You're feeling a bit challenged today, thanks to some weirdness with friends or family you can't quite figure out -- yet. Give it some time and you should be able to make it all go away.
Scorpio
You can get your way -- mostly -- as long as you let someone else get theirs -- again, mostly. It's the heart of compromise, and every now and then you turn into a master negotiator.
Sagittarius
Give it your best shot today, even when you're feeling down or overwhelmed. You can still impress the parents or anyone else with your ability to stick with the program. You should feel way better soon.
Capricorn
Get outdoors if possible -- the call of the wild is strong. If the weather is terrible or nature is too distant, you have other options, though you may have to get pretty creative.
Aquarius
You like dealing with weirdness under ordinary circumstances, but today brings you something or someone that's so ridiculous, you wonder what you did to deserve it. Things settle down soon, though.
Pisces
You're getting interesting signals from someone you want to know better -- and now is almost certainly the time to move in a little closer. You can figure out just what they need to hear.
