Let’s face it—most “teen” horoscopes are written by folks whose ages haven’t ended with “-teen” since 2002 and are subsequently pretty cringe. We can’t guarantee that our daily horo will never be cringe, but we can guarantee that it’ll at least be useful.
Aries
You don't have to make up your mind yet, no matter what those pushy people say. Keep taking in new information until the right choice is crystal clear.
Taurus
You've got the stirrings of greatness within you now, but you're still not quite sure where to go with it all. Check in with your closest friends and see if they can help.
Gemini
Usually, when you're too busy, you're into the whole buzz -- but now, there's just too much for you to handle. Try to get an extension or two, or maybe some assistance.
Cancer
You've risen above it all -- maybe a little too far for now. While you can see pretty much right where you want to go, you've got to sink back down to earth a little more first.
Leo
Your whole brain is working amazingly, for the time being, so get sassy with it and blow away adults and friends. If you've got to make a big choice, now's the time.
Virgo
Your people seem to have some secret agenda. They're making you crazy. Try not to worry so much about keeping them all in line -- deal with your own stuff first.
Libra
You like to keep busy, but don't take on anything new right now. Even if you think you'll have time, you'll find that homework and other details fill your schedule quickly.
Scorpio
Let go of all your old secrets -- well, most of them, anyway. You've got to make room for more, and the looks of surprise on your friends' faces will totally be worth it.
Sagittarius
If you've got any valuables on you, stash them in a safe place or find a friend to hang on to them for you. Nice things will slip through your hands until tomorrow or the next day.
Capricorn
You'll have to stretch yourself creatively if you want anyone to make any sense of you. It's not your fault -- people everywhere have their wires crossed today.
Aquarius
Let your friends take care of their own problems for a while. Take a good, hard look in the mirror and tell yourself that you'll come first from now on.
Pisces
You're the prince or princess today, so act like it. You don't have to be mean to anyone, but they had all better treat you right if they know what's good for them.
