Let’s face it—most “teen” horoscopes are written by folks whose ages haven’t ended with “-teen” since 2002 and are subsequently pretty cringe. We can’t guarantee that our daily horo will never be cringe, but we can guarantee that it’ll at least be useful.
Aries
It's the perfect day to arrange an introduction to your crush. You've got this amazing inward calm that will steer you gently between the off-putting poles of hysteria and glumness. Your magnetism cannot be overstated.
Taurus
You have an artistic flair today, and whether you express it with clothing, in speech or by actually taking up a paintbrush and applying it to a canvas, people will admire the results. The world is putty in your hands.
Gemini
You'll be aware of the limitations of your personality today, but don't let them turn into impassable obstacles. Put some pressure on yourself when you're feeling less than invincible. Friends can help with motivation.
Cancer
You really feel supported by a social network, like a hammock made of hundreds of necessary threads. Use your connections to race from one friend's opinion to the next. You could start a brand-new social movement.
Leo
Official forms of recognition will appeal to you today. If you were a soldier, you'd lust after ribbons. If you were a fly fisherman, you'd want to weigh every catch. Resist the urge to plant prize suggestions.
Virgo
Your priorities are finally falling into line with your friends, and shared fun is sure to be the result. Take a trip to a local beach or swimming hole, and a sense of camaraderie will keep you warm even as you shiver.
Libra
The ability to mediate between two parties will be at a premium today. Imagine yourself as an international diplomat, juggling languages and demands and fiery personalities like so many tennis balls. You have the skills.
Scorpio
Your attentions to material belongings may be used against you when a rival argues that you don't have an interest in spiritual things. You won't put up with this kind of denigration for long, but keep your anger in check.
Sagittarius
Like a child peering into a cell phone display, you'll be working hard to figure out a seemingly complex piece of machinery. Seek help, but make sure you understand how they're approaching the problem.
Capricorn
Like a lumberjack setting up camp at the worksite, you'll find satisfaction fulfilling basic needs. Food will taste delicious, even if it's plain. Simple clothes will enable diverse tasks, whether manual or mental.
Aquarius
A strange neighbor with a habit of feeding flocks of pigeons may catch your eye today. Before running terrorized back to your porch, take a minute to ponder what goes on in that odd house of theirs.
Pisces
You're attracted to soft textures and soothing words today. An inspirational book may suit you better than a nihilistic Russian novel. You're inclined to seek comfort, but you won't be averse to sharing what you find.
