Let’s face it—most “teen” horoscopes are written by folks whose ages haven’t ended with “-teen” since 2002 and are subsequently pretty cringe. We can’t guarantee that our daily horo will never be cringe, but we can guarantee that it’ll at least be useful.
Aries
It might be your job to organize whatever's going on for tonight -- and you are in the perfect mood to do just that. Make the calls, get a space together and do what it takes to have fun with your people.
Taurus
For once, you're the one who's trying to slow things down. It might be a romantic thing that you want to take one step at a time or a friend who is trying to take on way too much at once.
Gemini
You're not one to stand stubbornly by your opinions when they turn out to be suspect, so today is a good time to feel which way the wind is blowing and think about trying something different.
Cancer
Are you freaking out about money? You shouldn't be -- but that doesn't mean you aren't. Just take a deep breath and consider the situation rationally. You can figure out how to beat the problem.
Leo
There may be crisis making the rounds, but you have all the answers. As long as your people are willing to listen, you can guide the way out of trouble and onward toward fun.
Virgo
This is the perfect time to get rid of old stuff or to try new ways of putting it all together. You may hit on a new system that totally reworks your old ideas about how to organize your life.
Libra
Today is perfect for putting any grudges or small-scale fights you've had behind you -- reach out to anyone you want to bring back into your life. It's a great day for socializing, too.
Scorpio
The present time is making you reconsider a few fashion or decoration choices -- and you might want to make some big changes for '09. Think it all through though. Don't start anything you can't finish.
Sagittarius
Make sure to hit a party tonight, if possible. Your good social mojo is through the roof. It's a great night for a date or for showing off your best side to someone you want to date.
Capricorn
Now is the time to think about the changes you want to make for the future. You should keep them manageable, or you'll just end up frustrated you didn't do anything.
Aquarius
You're the center of attention today, whether or not you're ready for it. You may find that people are much more willing to listen to your big ideas than they usually are, so spit them out as fast as you can.
Pisces
With any luck, your day is taken up with socializing -- anything more than that and you might lose your mind. It's just hard for you to stay on track -- chatting or flirting is plenty for you now.
