Let’s face it—most “teen” horoscopes are written by folks whose ages haven’t ended with “-teen” since 2002 and are subsequently pretty cringe. We can’t guarantee that our daily horo will never be cringe, but we can guarantee that it’ll at least be useful.
Aries
You're fired up and ready to get crazy. You've got so much good energy that it practically forces you to think up new stuff to do with it. Fortunately, you are more than up to the task at hand.
Taurus
While you are tempted to jump on the next option that looks attractive, you should wait until you see everything first. The longer you spend making your decision, the happier you'll be with it.
Gemini
A good friend needs you to hear them out, and while you might not like every moment of the exchange, it's stuff you really need to hear. It's best to keep from reacting until much later, so you have time to think.
Cancer
Someone gets you riled up over some little detail of your life, and you're not so sure you want to keep talking to them -- for the time being, anyway. It's a good time to walk away and regroup.
Leo
Great energy is flooding your mind today, and even if school hasn't started back up yet, you should still find yourself learning new stuff. It may take quite a bit of time to process it all, but you don't care.
Virgo
You stumble over something that seems a lot bigger than it would have before -- you are in the right place at the right time. You might decide to make a little change in your life as a result.
Libra
Have you been spending too much time thinking about your latest crush -- or your sweetie, if you're seeing someone? Now is a great time to look around and soak up a few other people too.
Scorpio
If there's a good day to be sick, this is it. Even if you've got something big scheduled, you should be able to get past whatever's ailing you a little more rapidly if you deal with it now than if you put it off.
Sagittarius
You've got to share your great energy -- it can't just stay bottled up all day. You take even greater pleasure from other people's smiles than from your own, at least for now, and it's a good time to host something big.
Capricorn
You're feeling quite stable and ready to tackle your next goal -- but you might need to bring a friend down to earth first. Reach out and see whether they're trying to deal with something big.
Aquarius
You and your people need to relax today -- but good luck with that. Everyone else seems to be pent up in a big way and running all over the place trying to get stuff done. Bring them back to something peaceful.
Pisces
You feel kind of wrapped up in blankets all the time, even if you're running or getting exercise in some other way. It's just your mental energy trying to clamber back to reality.
