Do you often find yourself wondering what food to cook, how to cook it, and even that dreaded question—how much of it? It’s a daily struggle for all of us, but need not be with our food horoscope. Satisfaction is only a click away!
Aries
It would be a real drag if you ran out of gas in your relentless drive for success. But doing more dashing than dining will catch up to even the most go-go-go of go-getters. Slow down long enough for sustenance; soup and a sandwich is all you'll need until dinner.
Taurus
Whether shitake, white button, Portobello or crimini, let's celebrate this earthy delight today! Mushroom soup or quiche will be okay, but let's cut to the chase. Saute a handful in olive oil and minced garlic. The aroma alone will be heavenly!
Gemini
Your thoughts will be as murky as the Black Lagoon today, making for a disjointed, confusing day. So be careful when rooting around the fridge for dinner. Go for something relatively fresh like yesterday's left over Mongolian beef rather than anything green and slimy.
Cancer
Today will be devoid of grey areas. So it will be as good as being in a sushi restaurant on the Ginza, sampling fresh delectable funazushi and uramaki. Or it could be as bad as being in Brooklyn at Super Colossal Sashimi Sensei eating their two-day old sushi special.
Leo
Making a good impression will be harder these days as your waistline rapidly expands. So it'll behoove you to adopt a healthier diet of lean proteins, greens, legumes and fruit. You can still be respected as a masked vigilante crime fighter; just don't wear the tights for a while.
Virgo
How could today be anything other than good? Your breakfast main course choice today will be a no-brainer; it'll be what you have on the side that'll make this meal perfect. Home fries? Italian sausage? Wheat toast? All three, OLE!
Libra
You may long for the good old days when you knew your foods were fresh and risk-free. You can still get them if you look for the organic and range free label on chicken and beef. Weekly farmer's markets are the best place to find fresh, locally grown products.
Scorpio
It'll take great self-control to deliver yourself from temptation today. Some challenges will be harder than others; it'll be easy to say no to a 'Designing Woman' marathon. It'll be the vanilla sundae with chocolate sauce and almonds you'd eat with that that'll be hard to turn down.
Sagittarius
Getting into the habit of making your own lunch will have a positive, two-pronged effect. You'll save money, as that sliver of quiche at the French bistro ain't cheap. Most importantly, you'll be able to control your ingredients and you can cook a hot and sour soup that for once is not loaded with MSG.
Capricorn
It'll be the things you have to wait for that'll be most valuable today. Impatience could be a problem as you chomp at the bit. But when the pot roast that's been slow cooking for eight hours is finally done, and you're pouring gravy all over mashed potatoes, you'll be glad you waited.
Aquarius
Your subliminal thoughts may drive your direction today. Don't waste time trying to fight it, as you'll feel like you're on autopilot, unable to control your actions. And should you find yourself face to face with a giant double cheese pepperoni pizza, embrace your destiny and eat it.
Pisces
It's really about time that you lighten up! Your meals, that is. A big salad for lunch - sans heavy creamy dressings, bacon, and cheese, of course, should be considered. Oh, and no chips on the side!
