Do you often find yourself wondering what food to cook, how to cook it, and even that dreaded question—how much of it? It’s a daily struggle for all of us, but need not be with our food horoscope. Satisfaction is only a click away!
Aries
Look to like-minded individuals to join you on your search for authentic cuisines. You'll accept no substitutes and no watered down wannabes. Together you can experience the heat of Mexico, the subtleties of France, the simple elegance of Japan, the exuberance of Italy.
Taurus
People will attempt to get your goat today by acting weird around you. But you can turn the tables by getting all weird on them first. Eating vegemite sandwiches while dressed like Crocodile Dundee will strike them as odd, but not as strange as using chopsticks to eat alphabet soup.
Gemini
Take some time to ponder the true meaning of... cheese balls. Consider: take bleu cheese, cream cheese, green onion, chopped bacon. Roll it together in toasted pecan and, voila, cheese ball! If only the rest of life could be that simple.
Cancer
Be flexible in your dining choices. Settling into the same old same old will keep you from new and exciting flavors. So be daring today and explore something different. You'll never experience the subtleties of Indian spices until you try them for yourself.
Leo
Pizza and milk shakes may remind you of more innocent times when you rocked around the clock. But thirty years of that may have taken a mighty toll on your waistline. It could be time to let go of ingrained past behavior, or find a shrink who can help with that.
Virgo
Making even the slightest changes to your routine today could yield positive results. Using organic garlic aioli rather than mayo in your tuna salad could be a mind-blowing taste sensation, especially after you slap the whole thing between sourdough roll slices!
Libra
A soft pretzel gives you a chance to get creative with mustard. Whether Dijon, yellow, Irish or Bordeaux, it's just ain't a pretzel without this earthy condiment. So spread it on with liberal gusto today.
Scorpio
You'll find yourself bored with the trends today. You'll have had your fill of snooty French restaurants and trendy sushi boutiques. So it's off to the greasy spoon where the meatloaf and spuds Blue Plate special will be rooted in authenticity.
Sagittarius
Taking cooking classes is a great way to meet new people who share your interests. Your grasp of culinary knowledge will be impressive but keep your mind open to new ideas. You may meet someone who will tell you things to do with tilapia that are positively sinful.
Capricorn
The diet plans you made on New Year's Eve may have remained only plans, as your increasing waistline will attest. Starting is easy, it's staying committed that's hard. You know the drill: high protein, moderate carbs, low fat. Go on the Internet to find creative recipes to keep you interested.
Aquarius
You may not know the power of your own words, and teaching people the ways of healthy eating could have a powerful effect. Only offer advice if asked, but then go to town. If your expertise doesn't convince friends to switch, maybe your turkey chili con carne will.
Pisces
It may be hard to focus on the here and now as you think about the promise of the future. Exercising after work could shake you out of the day's mental doldrums. Follow that with salmon cakes and a green salad for dinner and your mojo will be ready to rock.
