Do you often find yourself wondering what food to cook, how to cook it, and even that dreaded question—how much of it? It’s a daily struggle for all of us, but need not be with our food horoscope. Satisfaction is only a click away!
Aries
You'll put the key in the ignition today but the car won't run over. This is what you get for skipping meals yesterday. Remember that today's nutrition is tomorrow's fuel. So a grilled chicken rice bowl may not be instant energy gratification, but it'll pay off in dividends in the long run.
Taurus
Don't let harried co-workers suck you into their drama today. They'll be quite comical, running around like chickens. So kick back, pour a soothing cup of chamomile tea and enjoy the show. They'll crash when their Red Bull and caffeine rush wears out, at which point you'll become king of the hill.
Gemini
You may be forced to be the ringleader today. But remember with great power comes great responsibility. So suggest salads and healthy chicken or tuna sandwiches rather than pizza for the lunch meeting. You'll be feeding them something yummy while giving them pointers on healthy eating.
Cancer
The brush fire of your emotions could easily develop into a raging inferno today. Staying cool will be tough, so do something rewarding for your body and soul. There's no better way to beat the heat than ice cream, and a hot fudge sundae should chill you out.
Leo
A few things can be learned today by keeping open to outside opinions. You could discover a vegan diet doesn't relegate you to eating tree bark. Eggplant parmesan, red bean and sweet potato chipotle chili and mushroom stroganoff will make you see that you don't need no stinkin' meat.
Virgo
Prepare for a rootin' tootin' kind of day! Yes sir, you'll really kick your heels up during this fun and productive day. Take the party on the road after work. A boisterous Tex-Mex restaurant will give everyone the chance to eat fiery enchiladas and wear funny cowboy hats and sombreros.
Libra
Today could be as great as sitting on the deck of a great luxury ocean liner enjoying a perfectly prepared Halibut Dijonnaise and organic green salad. Or it could be as bad as noticing that you're on the Titanic, and it's getting awfully cold outside.
Scorpio
Being methodical in your approach today could have its advantages. But there will be times when you'll have to snap into action. So bide your time innocently until the bagel guy comes around. Then pounce, and grab all of the garlic bagels for yourself.
Sagittarius
Productivity and fun will be rolled into one neat little ball today. So expect to have a blast as you get a lot accomplished. But you'll have the most fun after work as you celebrate a successful day with a lively Szechwan garlic chicken and hot and sour soup.
Capricorn
These unstable times are enough to have anyone feeling a little insecure. But only worrying about the things you can control could save you a lot of anxiety. This will include your diet, and for today a mac and cheese and meatloaf dinner will be therapeutic.
Aquarius
You'll sputter and fizz with static electricity today. Getting grounded will be impossible if you don't give yourself a charge. A hot bowl of lentil soup could have you buzzing and a turkey sandwich will have you downright oscillating.
Pisces
A mild stirring will quickly build into a fierce hunger today. But it won't be the type of yearning that any old junk food can satisfy. No, what you need is garlic fries and lots of them. Bonus points for the mushroom cheeseburger that'll go with them, but today it's all about the garlic, and fries.
