Do you often find yourself wondering what food to cook, how to cook it, and even that dreaded question—how much of it? It’s a daily struggle for all of us, but need not be with our food horoscope. Satisfaction is only a click away!
Aries
You may hear rumors of a promotion that could really boost your earning potential. But don't go spending your loot until the deal is sealed. The rumor may be unfounded, and you'll go from celebrating with steak and lobster to barely being able to afford Top Ramen.
Taurus
You'll feel quite indulgent today as the week draws to a close. It'll be hard to still the voices of temptation in your head, and they'll be quite persuasive. They'll tell you that you deserve a few slivers of fine Belgian chocolate, and this time they may be right.
Gemini
You may be questioning the health claims of some of your favorite pre-packaged foods. You can avoid the confusion by learning to make your own victuals. Basics like soups, sauces and stews are easy, and roasting a chicken or turkey only takes time and patience.
Cancer
Celebrate the beauty of this day by having lunch outside. Find a park bench or picnic table and sit and watch the world go by. You may even want to eat as you stroll along a shady path. Grilled chicken and veggies in a pita wrap will be perfect for that, guaranteeing minimum spillage.
Leo
Secluding yourself away at home could be the only way to avoid rampant overindulgence. At least there you won't be tempted by pizza, nachos and glorious beer! Hopefully you'll have plenty of veggies and fruit at home, or you may have to go outside.
Virgo
Being overly analytical today will keep you from enjoying simple pleasures. So stop asking questions and just let yourself go today. This way you can truly enjoy veal scaloppini in a white wine sauce without worrying about calories and fat.
Libra
You'll be shot out of cannon come quitting time today, and you'll hit Happy Hour with much aplomb. But don't do too much too soon. Go home early and have a big spaghetti dinner. That'll give you energy you'll need to blast into orbit tomorrow night.
Scorpio
You may find that people are magnetically attracted to you today. Is it the cologne, or the fact there's a lot of red meats, shellfish, lentils and cereal in your diet. They're all great sources of iron, and today you may be shifting a lot of polarities your way.
Sagittarius
The negativity will rain from the sky today. It will be a day of antagonistic people and unpleasant situations. But you can rise above it all by sipping peacefully on a calming cup of Ashwagandha tea. It's a natural stress reliever, so use it as your umbrella today.
Capricorn
Today will be fun as you return to a retro favorite. There's nothing easier to make, so go ahead and bake a few dozen pigs in a blanket. Stuff your pockets with them and hand them out to strangers on the street. Someone has to.
Aquarius
Everything old will be new today. This will be especially true if you put some modern twists on Grandma's tried and true recipes. Get a new dimension from your pot roast by rubbing it with Chinese spices before slow cooking it, but don't you dare fiddle with her mashers and gravy.
Pisces
It may be a good idea to cool your jets by crashing at home tonight. Bonding with your home will beat being in a noisy restaurant or club, and the food will be a lot better. Come to think of it, after enjoying a homemade chicken cordon bleu by yourself, the company will be a lot better, too.
