Let’s face it—most “teen” horoscopes are written by folks whose ages haven’t ended with “-teen” since 2002 and are subsequently pretty cringe. We can’t guarantee that our daily horo will never be cringe, but we can guarantee that it’ll at least be useful.
Aries
It might not sound very glamorous or exciting, but your energy is best spent today helping out your pals. Don't worry, though: they'll pay you back double before you know it.
Taurus
Something on your mind? Don't keep it to yourself. Your buds want to hear what's been bugging you -- and they want to give you a hand. In fact, your honesty could win you help from someone you wouldn't expect.
Gemini
You need to be perfectly clear today in all forms of communication. Evasion or half-measures will lead to a misunderstanding -- which means that the cutie you like right now won't know that they're supposed to ask you out.
Cancer
Is your head in the clouds? Your brain was spinning some weird and goofy dreams last night -- and as it turns out, your brain quite liked them! So don't be surprised if you still feel silly and dreamy today.
Leo
Don't even bother flashing that wad of bills -- everyone knows they're just a bunch of crumpled singles. Finances might be tight right now, but that doesn't mean you can't still have fun. Use your imagination!
Virgo
Trouble in Relationship-ville! If you've got a significant other right now, expect trouble and misunderstandings. Be thoughtful and patient. (And if you don't have a significant other right now, forget about it -- have fun with friends today!)
Libra
Things will turn around soon, honest! You haven't gotten your way lately, but that's all about to change. In the meantime, make the most of your smaller accomplishments, even something silly, like a smile from someone cute.
Scorpio
You like to play it cool and keep your secrets to yourself, but consider spilling the beans just this once. The right word to the right person could open up all sorts of possibilities, romantic and otherwise.
Sagittarius
Feel your ears burning? Somebody's been talking about you today, but it's up to you to snoop around and find out why. It could just be someone spreading stupid stories -- or it might be a secret admirer!
Capricorn
Your brain is your playground today. So what are you waiting for? Start playing! You've got enough imagination right now to create almost anything -- a drawing, a poem, some music -- and have a ridiculously good time doing it.
Aquarius
Others might be content with boredom, but not you -- at least not today! You're full of good ideas right now, and you'll find the energy and the companionship (ideally, cute companionship) to put those ideas into action.
Pisces
You've still got it! If you thought you were full of energy yesterday, you ain't seen nothing yet. Your coolness and creativity have reached epic levels, so don't be surprised when others take notice (especially, you know, romantically).
