Let’s face it—most “teen” horoscopes are written by folks whose ages haven’t ended with “-teen” since 2002 and are subsequently pretty cringe. We can’t guarantee that our daily horo will never be cringe, but we can guarantee that it’ll at least be useful.
Aries
Humans wouldn't have gotten to the moon without following pie-in-the-sky impulses so indulge yours today. Childlike courage pushes you to ever-greater heights and adventures.
Taurus
Like a cat, you'll sneak into a situation that allows you to pounce and become a chief negotiator. People will admire your tolerance and great timing, so enjoy the attention.
Gemini
Stick with like-minded people today, because some fantastical opinions are coalescing in you, and you can work them out with light-hearted conversation. Try a new venue, such as a park or a coffee shop.
Cancer
Pull out your brightest clothes and silliest hat, because everything you do today will be extravagant and inspired. Try sushi, square dancing or extreme Frisbee. You're ready.
Leo
Did you just scale the highest pinnacle? Is that what's giving you that aura of supreme achievement, that far-sighted gaze and fascinating tone of voice? Congratulations on whatever accomplishment has brought you such joy.
Virgo
Practice yoga moves and get as flexible as possible today because there's no point in being rigid and unbending. Avoid being the stuck, stubborn donkey braying for no reason. Instead, be the supple monkey.
Libra
Think of how bees guide the rest of the hive by doing a dance that shows them where to go. Be active with others today, and you can similarly lead them to the very best, most exciting nectar.
Scorpio
Even if you're feeling a little obsessed with your mirror and your ego, remember that you have more time to get stuff done when you function without self-concern. So ignore personal-image worries to trump stress.
Sagittarius
If you have a distant friend, contact them with a phone call or a letter, and excellent conversation will ensue. It's also a brilliant day to reach out across countries and find someone new to compare observations with.
Capricorn
If someone changes their personality today, be suspicious. Sudden reconciliations or switches in behavior are not to be trusted. Compare their mannerisms to your own stalwart approach, and their shift will be apparent.
Aquarius
Sudden changes in a close relationship will surprise you. They'll also help you shed any fixed ideas of roles. Like mimes who bust out in rhyme, you'll find whole new avenues open to you.
Pisces
Even if really delicate and exciting fantasy notions overtake you during the day, keep your mind on what needs to be done. You'll have time for play later, but you've got to work to make sure that the downtime can be enjoyed.
