Let’s face it—most “teen” horoscopes are written by folks whose ages haven’t ended with “-teen” since 2002 and are subsequently pretty cringe. We can’t guarantee that our daily horo will never be cringe, but we can guarantee that it’ll at least be useful.
Aries
You need to mess around with a new gadget or pester your parents to get one for you -- it's something you're not sure you can live without. You're not all about the tech usually, but this is different somehow.
Taurus
You throw down a few bucks on impulse and walk away with something you're not totally sure you need. It's just one of those reminders that there's more going inside on than you realize.
Gemini
Work that social energy and make sure you have a full calendar. If not, then it's pretty easy for you to get out there and meet new people anyway, because your personal energy is so compelling.
Cancer
Try making a big splash of some kind today -- safely, of course. It might just be a new look, or it could be as big as asking out someone who feels out of your league (as if). Enjoy the attention.
Leo
If things are getting frustrating with a school project or something more personal, take a step back and look at it with fresh eyes -- or bring a friend in on it. That kind of teamwork should do right by you.
Virgo
More than most, you are comfortable with the small details that make up your work and home chores. Today, you need to rethink them a little bit, or at least focus on one you never really think about.
Libra
It's time to speak the whole truth -- or at least as far as it relates to that one big issue you're dealing with. People are surprisingly open to what you have to say, so they should hear you out.
Scorpio
It's a good day to talk your parents into spending money on your behalf. You can't get everything you want -- nobody ever does -- but you might be surprised by what's possible right now.
Sagittarius
If your schedule isn't totally full today, you need to find stuff to fill it up. Boredom is really bad for you right now, but it shouldn't be too hard for you to find new ways to pass the time.
Capricorn
Even though your people are all kind of freaking out, you're feeling more stable and can probably help them find a bit of peace and quiet, as long as they're ready for it. There's no need to preach, though.
Aquarius
You need to deal with some weirdness with your family, but your unique way of seeing things helps put it all in perspective. In fact, you may help resolve it all just by staying true to yourself.
Pisces
You're not seeing things like you should, and that may be troubling -- but it's all good in the long run. Just accept that some of today's events aren't fully real and you should be able to make it through just fine.
