Let’s face it—most “teen” horoscopes are written by folks whose ages haven’t ended with “-teen” since 2002 and are subsequently pretty cringe. We can’t guarantee that our daily horo will never be cringe, but we can guarantee that it’ll at least be useful.
Aries
Let your mind wander freely -- you have crazy creative energy flowing through you today, but you have to direct it if you want to make anything happen. Decide what's most important.
Taurus
You're on the verge of something big, but it's hard to explain it to other people without coming across as egotistical. You may want to keep it to yourself for the time being -- but that's so hard.
Gemini
You can't help but express yourself to anyone who will listen -- even when they disagree with you strongly. The thing is, you're just having fun, but they might get all angry over the issue.
Cancer
Everything seems to be on the upswing, though you can't exactly see why or how. Perhaps you're getting a bigger room or better stuff, but it's not like it's a reward for anything you've done (yet).
Leo
You're feeling better than you have in ages, and your confidence is high enough that you know you can take on anyone or anything. It's the perfect day to ask out that cutie or tell your parents what's up.
Virgo
You're having the hardest time dealing with people today -- especially parents or older siblings. Everyone wants to be the boss of you, and when their orders aren't in conflict, they're just kind of dumb.
Libra
You have to scratch that social itch today -- and it's easy. Any number of friends is just fine by you, so if there's a party going down, so much the better. Expect more invites than you can handle.
Scorpio
Your ego can get a little out of control every now and then -- but that's not such a bad thing, actually. Though today brings some weirdness, it also shows the right person that you're serious.
Sagittarius
You get a spot of luck today -- maybe you find a buck somewhere, maybe you're in the right place at the right time when your crush shows up. Almost anything can happen, so get ready to jump.
Capricorn
People may be covering up their little problems, but it's nothing that should affect you too dramatically. Still, it can be enlightening to see how far they're willing to go to avoid the whole truth.
Aquarius
Try not to let your old ways of thinking affect you too much today. You should, however, still expect them to pop up eventually. You're always looking forward, but every now and then you surprise yourself.
Pisces
People want to do things their own way today, so you need to make sure you're not just scolding them or telling them they're wrong. It's pretty easy to do that, though -- they need guidance.
