Let’s face it—most “teen” horoscopes are written by folks whose ages haven’t ended with “-teen” since 2002 and are subsequently pretty cringe. We can’t guarantee that our daily horo will never be cringe, but we can guarantee that it’ll at least be useful.
Aries
Your eyes may start to cross a little when you see all the stuff you have to do today for school or other project. Just take a deep breath and let yourself take things one step at a time.
Taurus
You're having way too much fun today -- maybe school's out, or maybe you're just getting into a weird groove in class. However it shakes out, your great energy is making life sweet.
Gemini
You may not be all that patient with the parent who decides they need to offer up some advice today, but do your best to be polite. You may want to try following it even if it seems stupid at first.
Cancer
You're happy to dive into that weird, detailed school project, even if it's not due 'til next spring. No matter what, your head for facts and figures is at its strongest, so find a way to exploit it.
Leo
You just aren't feeling all that nutty today, despite having some great time recently -- or maybe because of them. In any case, now is a good time to fade into the background and let someone else hog the stage.
Virgo
Something clicks in your mind, so you suddenly feel on top of everything in your life. You know it won't last forever, so take advantage of it and make something new and awesome happen right away.
Libra
You're the best person to go to with troubles today -- you can feel folks' pain and tell them what they need to hear. More importantly, you know how to listen when they need to pour it all out.
Scorpio
You need to get with your friends today, even if you're all scattered and have to hook up online. You need that social buzz to keep you going, so you should learn something very interesting late in the day.
Sagittarius
Today is all about the details, even if you're more interested in daydreaming or looking at the big picture. Some stuff just needs to be handled before you can get moving, so hunker down and take care of it all.
Capricorn
You are missing something and today is the day to find it. Most likely, it's a bit of information about a friend or family member who's behaving strangely. Get it discreetly if you can.
Aquarius
You need to move more slowly, especially with your love life -- even if it feels like that's come to a dead stop. It's cool to chill out for a while, because almost everyone has secret motives these days.
Pisces
You just can't seem to accept something that a good friend is trying to tell you -- but you don't have any way of really contradicting them, either. It's a good time to let them have their way for now.
