Let’s face it—most “teen” horoscopes are written by folks whose ages haven’t ended with “-teen” since 2002 and are subsequently pretty cringe. We can’t guarantee that our daily horo will never be cringe, but we can guarantee that it’ll at least be useful.
Aries
Things aren't proceeding at the pace you would like them to, but that doesn't necessarily mean you have to give up. Just make sure you're not moving backward, and you should be fine.
Taurus
Your deepest passions are coming out in a big way right now, so you might actually say something that's a lot bolder than you meant. Don't sweat it -- that's how some things just have to go.
Gemini
You and your emotions are going through quite a lot right now, but there's good news -- you know exactly what you're feeling. That may have been somewhat confusing recently, but now you know for sure.
Cancer
It's one of those days when you need to take baby steps, especially with your love life (what love life, you say?). If that seems like a sick joke then you should regroup and figure out what to do next.
Leo
Your paranoia is triggered by a small comment a friend or relative mentions; you might spin out of control if you don't nip it in the bud. Satisfy your curiosity and then get on with life.
Virgo
You may have a harder time than usual handling conflict, especially within the family and doubly so for issues that seem kind of small to others. You can't let go, but eventually it all works out.
Libra
Just roll with all the changes that come your way today -- it's easy if you don't overthink things. You may need to check in with your folks to make sure they've got the message.
Scorpio
You should find that your personal energy is really strong right now and that you can get your way socially without breaking much of a sweat. It's a great time for you to ask people out.
Sagittarius
You have to take greater care to think things through right now, especially as far as your family goes. It may get weird, but you can figure out what's really going on if you take the time.
Capricorn
You have a fresh perspective that your family needs to hear -- but they may not like it at first. The smartest person in the family (after you) should see the truth to your words pretty soon, though.
Aquarius
You're not moving very quickly today, but that just means you need to put off some of your projects or home chores for later. If a parent gets riled up, just shrug it off -- they'll calm down soon.
Pisces
Someone is being catty and mean, and you'd much rather avoid them -- but for one reason or another, you're stuck with them for the day. Just roll your eyes and let them think they're winning.
