Daily Horoscope

aries

Being broke as a joke is really beginning to get to you. Go ahead, tell yourself money doesn't...

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taurus

Have a nice day? F-you! Stick to your guns and be as miserable as you want to be. Sometimes, and...

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gemini

You were destined for fame and fortune. While you've always wanted to leave your mark on society,...

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cancer

Frankly, your ideas are stupid. And the universe is more than willing to tell you so. The message...

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leo

Perhaps you should let your ego make the decisions for a while. After all, grinning your way...

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virgo

Maybe it's time you tried to love something besides yourself. Why not stop eating meat for the day?...

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libra

Sadly, it's too late to fix this problem. You should have thought of this before you wasted so much...

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scorpio

Find another way to communicate your displeasure -- not that anyone cares what you think, because...

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sagittarius

Think about getting over your love of melodrama at any cost -- the investment isn't the dividends....

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capricorn

When you start the flow of negativity today, keep in mind that you did this yourself. Your...

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aquarius

Be careful where you allow your brain to take you today. It may not be pretty. You'll hear a song...

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pisces

It's one thing to look the part -- it's a whole other thing to be the part. Donning a beret isn't...

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