Daily Horoscope

aries

Before you let those words fly, be sure your intention is to insult. If it isn't, exercise caution....

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taurus

Lighten up and roll with the punches. You will be prone to taking jokes as insults today. Make sure...

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gemini

The days of pondering are over: now it's time for action. You may still be confused about the...

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cancer

Practice a militant form of selfishness, the kind only someone of your caliber can perfect. If...

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leo

If you insist on exploding over superficial things, the least you can do is put on a good show for...

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virgo

Go with the flow, or frustration will rule the day. Family obligations are likely to mess...

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libra

Your first impulse is to spend half the day on the phone getting the play-by-play of your drama du...

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scorpio

Trust your instinct when it comes to a charming stranger. If your gut says run, get the hell out of...

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sagittarius

Don't remove your mask under any conditions; keep your head high and don't let them see you sweat....

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capricorn

You'll wake the a head full of idealism in the morning, but you'll pour yourself into bed with a...

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aquarius

You might want to open up that inner circle and welcome someone new into your exclusive club. After...

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pisces

If you insist on flaunting your righteous indignation, be prepared to take a tumble. You can play...

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